"It's so hard." "That's what HEROES said!"
I only update to do commentary on TV shows.
So, er, what's going on in my life?
You'll never know.
Until tomorrow or something.
- ...oo-ooh deep and meaningful intro narration.
- Linderghost :) He makes me so happy inside.
- What Niki's Expression Means: "oh my God I slept with a crazy man."
- THE HUNGERRRRRRR
- THE HUNGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- Naked Milo Yay.
- Holy shit, Peter has gone totally insane.
- THE PETRELLIS ARE SO INSANE, GUYS.
- Don't you pine for the good old days when Peter was a pussy and Nathan was a whore?
- BENNETS!
- MEREDITH!
- Please tell me the moms are gonna join forces to find Claire. Please tell me this.
- I like how Meredith just uses firehands as some kind of valid excuse now. CLAIRE, I AM YOUR MOMMY *FIREHANDS* CLAIRE, I WILL TRAIN YOU *FIREHANDS* MRS BENNET, I WILL FIND CLAIRE *FIREHANDS*
- IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF EPIC BADASS CLAIRE ASSASSIN ADVENTURES?
- I hated Adam in season two, but suddenly I've become madly in love with him. I love his interactions with Hiro! They are so beautiful and hilarious.
- ... whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... Linderghost... is real? Or is this the past? Who cares, he sets my loins afire.
- ... whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... he's still a Linderghost. He must be some kind of projection. Are you there Angela Petrelli? It's me, Alex Murtough.
- Claire as bounty hunter. Fucking amazing. I just wish the entire season was like that.
- Mohinder is such a freak. He also makes me squirm in a bad way. And he's turning into a spiderlizard. I do not understand, I thought he was supposed to be like our rational, healthy, scientific window into the Heroes world. Now it's just gross and weird and eurgh.
- ...Pinehearst? Que?
- Blah blah Niki Nathan what in the hell happened to Monica? I really kind of liked her. And Micah?
- Hahah, who gave us these powers if not God? A doctor.
- Wait. A doctor, or The Doctor.
- Claire. You have changed from Assassin into Dr. Phil.
- This vortex power is extremely silly, guys.
- Ten bucks on Adam being a secret Petrelli.
- Did Hiro call Adam 'Dumbledore'? Guys?
- AHAHAHHA LIKE THE CANTINA, HIRO I LOVE YOU SO BAD. I was afraid he was only a Trekkie :')
- lololol Adam, how in the hell did you plan all of that.
- Angela's skull has been partially split, oh no!! Good thing she had a band-aid.
- There is a missing Niki sister! But we already knew that. I was just recalling it.
- ..... OH SNAP, GUYS. Nathan got his ability artificially! ... What does this mean?
- No, Maya! Don't go in Mohinder's hidey-hole!
- What in the hell powers does Mohinder have? He's part Spiderman part lizardfreak. Part leper. Part loser. All fail.
- Whoa, Maya's actually using her powers to her advantage. That's, like, the first goddamn time ever.
- Goddamnit Maya! Kill Darth Mohinder and be done with it.
- What is he, the goddamn Hulk? YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY *LIZARDSPIT, WEB-BUILD*
- Aha, Emo, apparently you will be useful after all.
- IS NIKI ACTUALLY A SECRET PETRELLI --
- Nathan's dad, eh? I'm gonna put $50 up saying he's not dead and is possibly behind either the Company or this Pinehearst thing or at least this formula plan. THERE IS STILL A PLETHORA OF HIDDEN PETRELLIS TO BE DISCOVERED!
- Maya has been webbed and -- what the -- Mohinder, how is it possible for you to suck this hard?
- Doesn't Sylar have super-hearing? Yeah, he stole it from that chick in season one. How is Sylar not hearing this?
- You know, even with all this epic angelic formula lizardfreak triplet artificial power mumbo jumbo, I still find Hiro and Ando's journey to be the most epic of the lot. They're such a pleasure to watch.
- Ahahahahaa badasses :)
- I love that they are forming a group of secret hero assassins :)
- Hiro! Wha!?????
- Andoooooooooooo!??$@$?@!$
- GUYS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! REWIND, LET ME OFF THE TRAIN I THINK I MISSED MY STOP.
- NO MEREDITH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
- NO NOOOOO MEREDITH I LOVE YOU DON'T DIE
- This guy's power is absurd and creepy.
- MEREDIIIIIITHHHHH :(((((((((((((
- AHHAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD ANGELA'S "WTF" FACE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
- IT CAN'T BE WHO?
- WHO IS HE.
- WHO IS HE.
- WHO IS HE?!
- He is a dream sort of! I don't get it! Who is he? He has the power to... freeze you at long distance and forcibly make you think about what he will do in the future! Or something!
- Linderghost said "put things in your head" with such relish. BUT WHOSE HEADGAME IS HE?! I NEED TO KNOW!
- IS THIS THE SAME DUDE?
- YES IT IS!
- Ooh, Lord, this is creep-tastic. He's a comatose mind-bending superhero. I bet he's a secret Petrelli.
- MR. PETRELLI
- GUYS WHAT DID I SAY?! WITH EVERY MOMENT COMES A NEW PETRELLI.
Good episode! As usual! Heroes is really back on form.
Katie, it is now 3:37 a.m. your time. WHERE IS YOUR HEROES COMMENTARY?!
So, er, what's going on in my life?
You'll never know.
Until tomorrow or something.
- ...oo-ooh deep and meaningful intro narration.
- Linderghost :) He makes me so happy inside.
- What Niki's Expression Means: "oh my God I slept with a crazy man."
- THE HUNGERRRRRRR
- THE HUNGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- Naked Milo Yay.
- Holy shit, Peter has gone totally insane.
- THE PETRELLIS ARE SO INSANE, GUYS.
- Don't you pine for the good old days when Peter was a pussy and Nathan was a whore?
- BENNETS!
- MEREDITH!
- Please tell me the moms are gonna join forces to find Claire. Please tell me this.
- I like how Meredith just uses firehands as some kind of valid excuse now. CLAIRE, I AM YOUR MOMMY *FIREHANDS* CLAIRE, I WILL TRAIN YOU *FIREHANDS* MRS BENNET, I WILL FIND CLAIRE *FIREHANDS*
- IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF EPIC BADASS CLAIRE ASSASSIN ADVENTURES?
- I hated Adam in season two, but suddenly I've become madly in love with him. I love his interactions with Hiro! They are so beautiful and hilarious.
- ... whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... Linderghost... is real? Or is this the past? Who cares, he sets my loins afire.
- ... whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... he's still a Linderghost. He must be some kind of projection. Are you there Angela Petrelli? It's me, Alex Murtough.
- Claire as bounty hunter. Fucking amazing. I just wish the entire season was like that.
- Mohinder is such a freak. He also makes me squirm in a bad way. And he's turning into a spiderlizard. I do not understand, I thought he was supposed to be like our rational, healthy, scientific window into the Heroes world. Now it's just gross and weird and eurgh.
- ...Pinehearst? Que?
- Blah blah Niki Nathan what in the hell happened to Monica? I really kind of liked her. And Micah?
- Hahah, who gave us these powers if not God? A doctor.
- Wait. A doctor, or The Doctor.
- Claire. You have changed from Assassin into Dr. Phil.
- This vortex power is extremely silly, guys.
- Ten bucks on Adam being a secret Petrelli.
- Did Hiro call Adam 'Dumbledore'? Guys?
- AHAHAHHA LIKE THE CANTINA, HIRO I LOVE YOU SO BAD. I was afraid he was only a Trekkie :')
- lololol Adam, how in the hell did you plan all of that.
- Angela's skull has been partially split, oh no!! Good thing she had a band-aid.
- There is a missing Niki sister! But we already knew that. I was just recalling it.
- ..... OH SNAP, GUYS. Nathan got his ability artificially! ... What does this mean?
- No, Maya! Don't go in Mohinder's hidey-hole!
- What in the hell powers does Mohinder have? He's part Spiderman part lizardfreak. Part leper. Part loser. All fail.
- Whoa, Maya's actually using her powers to her advantage. That's, like, the first goddamn time ever.
- Goddamnit Maya! Kill Darth Mohinder and be done with it.
- What is he, the goddamn Hulk? YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY *LIZARDSPIT, WEB-BUILD*
- Aha, Emo, apparently you will be useful after all.
- IS NIKI ACTUALLY A SECRET PETRELLI --
- Nathan's dad, eh? I'm gonna put $50 up saying he's not dead and is possibly behind either the Company or this Pinehearst thing or at least this formula plan. THERE IS STILL A PLETHORA OF HIDDEN PETRELLIS TO BE DISCOVERED!
- Maya has been webbed and -- what the -- Mohinder, how is it possible for you to suck this hard?
- Doesn't Sylar have super-hearing? Yeah, he stole it from that chick in season one. How is Sylar not hearing this?
- You know, even with all this epic angelic formula lizardfreak triplet artificial power mumbo jumbo, I still find Hiro and Ando's journey to be the most epic of the lot. They're such a pleasure to watch.
- Ahahahahaa badasses :)
- I love that they are forming a group of secret hero assassins :)
- Hiro! Wha!?????
- Andoooooooooooo!??$@$?@!$
- GUYS WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! REWIND, LET ME OFF THE TRAIN I THINK I MISSED MY STOP.
- NO MEREDITH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
- NO NOOOOO MEREDITH I LOVE YOU DON'T DIE
- This guy's power is absurd and creepy.
- MEREDIIIIIITHHHHH :(((((((((((((
- AHHAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD ANGELA'S "WTF" FACE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
- IT CAN'T BE WHO?
- WHO IS HE.
- WHO IS HE.
- WHO IS HE?!
- He is a dream sort of! I don't get it! Who is he? He has the power to... freeze you at long distance and forcibly make you think about what he will do in the future! Or something!
- Linderghost said "put things in your head" with such relish. BUT WHOSE HEADGAME IS HE?! I NEED TO KNOW!
- IS THIS THE SAME DUDE?
- YES IT IS!
- Ooh, Lord, this is creep-tastic. He's a comatose mind-bending superhero. I bet he's a secret Petrelli.
- MR. PETRELLI
- GUYS WHAT DID I SAY?! WITH EVERY MOMENT COMES A NEW PETRELLI.
Good episode! As usual! Heroes is really back on form.
Katie, it is now 3:37 a.m. your time. WHERE IS YOUR HEROES COMMENTARY?!