a letter
dear assbutt,
Thanks for taking my laundry out of the dryer. It was really kind of you to just take my personal items out of the dryer while they were still wet, especially when I'm going to assume, given the time range, that you used the time left on my dryer to dry your own clothes or something just as affectionate. You are totally sweet and I hope that you can always ~fuck everything up~ in the laundry room.
ffffffff,
mary
note: I did have a good laugh in the dorm kitchen when someone put up a note that said something to the effect of, "HEY COCKSUCKER DON'T STEAL MY FROZEN POT PIES" and I was like, "Hurrr yeah, like anyone cares."
Thanks for taking my laundry out of the dryer. It was really kind of you to just take my personal items out of the dryer while they were still wet, especially when I'm going to assume, given the time range, that you used the time left on my dryer to dry your own clothes or something just as affectionate. You are totally sweet and I hope that you can always ~fuck everything up~ in the laundry room.
ffffffff,
mary
note: I did have a good laugh in the dorm kitchen when someone put up a note that said something to the effect of, "HEY COCKSUCKER DON'T STEAL MY FROZEN POT PIES" and I was like, "Hurrr yeah, like anyone cares."