casino weather
its that time of the year reely isnt it? summers settling in, no1 givs 2 craps about school anymor, daytime deals u the fullhouse heat of 2 suns and 3 deserts, evry1 wants 2 stay up all nite and drink piss with the queen and eat chips... oh yes, i can feel it...
there are die in the sky! its casino weather!
and its gunna burn ya black, jack!
cudntv come at a betta time either, i hav plenty of money 2 halve or double and betta johnnys not mine. and how awsum is it during the day wen ur the youngest person there by 50 years? oh how i luv 2 schmooze with the pensioners at paddys and bask in the bar with a bottle of beer with my buddy and bro. ill wear no collar but thats ok! coz dress standards dont apply until clubber time... i will however, wear a bow tie with my bogan black shirt just 4 that extra bit of class. after all.. i need 2 b wearing a bow tie if im going 2 b drinking red wine from an 8 dollar bottle i found left open sitting on sum table. the mor hooch i drink, the easier the slots becom. nobody knows y, its like wen u buy batterys and they ask u 4 ur phone number.
isnt it funny how the machines r rigged 2 let u win the first 20 bucks 2 get ya hooked? wot they dont expect is 4 u 2 bugger off with that 20 bucks and use it get mor drinks...
now with a few under my belt, i mite start 2 wander up 2 the hi roller tables with no intention 2 enter 2 the game. ill look 4 the guy with the biggest hat and ask him where he got it from. then ill heckle him as hes rolling the dice with 50g at stake. after he rolls snake eyes, ill return 2 the bar. halfway thru my tenth pint il decide iv had enuff and tip the rest on the carpet and b4 i leav, take the bar mat, roll it up, and stick it down my pants. i will then get a craving for fries. ill order some from the seedy over-priced pizza/burger joint and take my tray out on2 the game floor. when iv finally attracted the attention of security, ill stash the tray in a nearby pot plant and make a drunken stagger dash 4 the toilets. how unfair will it b that they hav security evrywhere and 1 will cut me off b4 i lose sight of the others... never mind, ill pretend that im sober and that iv done nuthing wrong, and then when they politely ask me 2 leave ill protest...
"u cant kick me out!!! its casino weather!"
there are die in the sky! its casino weather!
and its gunna burn ya black, jack!
cudntv come at a betta time either, i hav plenty of money 2 halve or double and betta johnnys not mine. and how awsum is it during the day wen ur the youngest person there by 50 years? oh how i luv 2 schmooze with the pensioners at paddys and bask in the bar with a bottle of beer with my buddy and bro. ill wear no collar but thats ok! coz dress standards dont apply until clubber time... i will however, wear a bow tie with my bogan black shirt just 4 that extra bit of class. after all.. i need 2 b wearing a bow tie if im going 2 b drinking red wine from an 8 dollar bottle i found left open sitting on sum table. the mor hooch i drink, the easier the slots becom. nobody knows y, its like wen u buy batterys and they ask u 4 ur phone number.
isnt it funny how the machines r rigged 2 let u win the first 20 bucks 2 get ya hooked? wot they dont expect is 4 u 2 bugger off with that 20 bucks and use it get mor drinks...
now with a few under my belt, i mite start 2 wander up 2 the hi roller tables with no intention 2 enter 2 the game. ill look 4 the guy with the biggest hat and ask him where he got it from. then ill heckle him as hes rolling the dice with 50g at stake. after he rolls snake eyes, ill return 2 the bar. halfway thru my tenth pint il decide iv had enuff and tip the rest on the carpet and b4 i leav, take the bar mat, roll it up, and stick it down my pants. i will then get a craving for fries. ill order some from the seedy over-priced pizza/burger joint and take my tray out on2 the game floor. when iv finally attracted the attention of security, ill stash the tray in a nearby pot plant and make a drunken stagger dash 4 the toilets. how unfair will it b that they hav security evrywhere and 1 will cut me off b4 i lose sight of the others... never mind, ill pretend that im sober and that iv done nuthing wrong, and then when they politely ask me 2 leave ill protest...
"u cant kick me out!!! its casino weather!"