what a sad sight...
just the other night i had the house to myself. that usually means that for the first time ever i had the foxtel all to myself. so i cranked the heater, switched on uk tv, popped open a couple of longnecks and slumped myself onto the couch. unfortunately for me, heater + fast drinking while sitting down usually goes 2 my head quite quickly. it showed as it hit me hard every time i got up for a pee.
getting drunk by myself wasnt all that bad though. id never before found benny hill so overly hilarious, nor east enders so sad! a few hours seemed 2 whizz past as i slipped away into a deep slumber, only to be woken by loud foundry goers as they bust in through the front door to find me passed out on the couch covered in cheesey puffs whilst cradling three longneck bottles (and probably with my pants off).
what a sad sight indeed...
getting drunk by myself wasnt all that bad though. id never before found benny hill so overly hilarious, nor east enders so sad! a few hours seemed 2 whizz past as i slipped away into a deep slumber, only to be woken by loud foundry goers as they bust in through the front door to find me passed out on the couch covered in cheesey puffs whilst cradling three longneck bottles (and probably with my pants off).
what a sad sight indeed...