Taken from
patutunguhan The Rules:
1. Write something about 15 different people.
2. You can NOT say who they are.
3. If someone asks you which one is about them, you can NOT tell.
1) See, you keep bitching and moaning about how pathetic your life is, but you don't do anything about it either. Get a life.
2) You have friends who love you, family who care, a life that is considered a blessing by most people, and what do you do? You waste it away on the tedious things. Like the net. And sex. And drugs. And watering plants.
3) You make people paranoid on online journals. dot dot dot.
4) Apple cider.
5) Cider apple. Sweet.
6) Pathological liar. You keep saying, "I'm lying. Honest." Huh?
7) Oh!
8) You water plants but don't talk to them. How could you say you care when you only give halfway?
9) "There is this yellow key.
I bet it opens a yellow door.
That will lead you to a yellow hallway ...
Taking you to a... GREEN LAND!"
10) Talking to you makes so much sense. "This is cheese. I like. Peanut butter."
11) There is no fifteen.
12) "Friendship is like a garden. There are garden gnomes everywhere. You are the gnome. I am the garden hose."
13) About life, about love... "?"
14) You always make me wonder. Why is the sky blue? Perhaps ... it is because ... you know, like some kind of ... you know, like some kind of ... Sky.
15) End.
This was a collaboration. It took us so long to give descriptions to what we would like to convey. But in the end, we have triumphed ...
(--is this a word?)
person-typing: I had fun. This is so much fun. I want to do it again. Can we do it again?
disembodied voice: No. Finish your vegetables.
person-typing: Aww. Bu~ut!
disembodied voice: My butt hurts.
person-typing: Hey! I just said that! That's gorgeous.
disembodied voice: That's hot.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! My favorite number is 7. This is a homage to it.
_MC