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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Friends from home, and the GF as I'm at work)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (DVDs + downloads etc.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Many... Had to send some to the charity shop recently... that was hard.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (I don't love to, or even like to sometimes. I still do though)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I could be lying though.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Very frequently, unless I'm actually angry)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Vast changes in last 1.5 years.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (?!)
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love rain)
× I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. (I need money, in some annoying debts. Clawing my way out though)
× I love sushi. (Too expensive)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Especially when excited about what I'm saying. Being in the classroom has stamped most of it out though.)
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (As far as I know. This question should read "have you ever woken up with someone who found your breath offensive")
× I have long hair. (not any more)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (3 siblings)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Nothing radical though.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Not always hyper... Just most of the time)
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked?)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Hate it!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I've dumped someone... Not sure if that counts. Not pleasant anyway)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (? or - 'Are you alive')
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I'm always certain what I want to do with my life, it's just that I change my mind every few months.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Very much so)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (As far as I know)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (See - 'Are you alive')
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Does Neil Young count?)
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Slightly autistic about some things.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. (I'm fascinated by them - I don't really understand them - not obsessed though.)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I know *that* I am, but as for *what* I am - the question is so badly defined that my answer will have to be "?")
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (Data entry - I do find it satisfying sometimes - getting paid for filling out this meme. But who could love it?)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Sometimes)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (?)
× I love sea turtles. (Who told you that!? there was no evidence, and I was cleared of all charges. Just let me live!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I'd love to be a footnote in a science textbook)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. ('proficient' is about accurate)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (I used to build model aeroplanes and then explode them.)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes. (Not verrucas and athletes' foot I assume)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Not only that, I converse in my sleep, and sleep with my eyes open. this has caused many confusing problems in the past.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (An awful anicdotalist)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist. (An arty scientist if anything)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Surely this should be 'Stuffed *toy* animals' - otherwise it's a bit Godfather)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I'd live in a nudist colony given the opportunity)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (Never tobbacco, and I rarely smoke anything else)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Sad games? Music and movies yes)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (?!)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Id depends whether they're right to be or not.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (I enjoy it almost always.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (?!)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (No! The person who wrote this is clearly an idiot! <---- irony)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. (In an ideal world - Yes)
× I can speak more than one language. (I'd love to. I am learning)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (If i had to throw out one or the other... But I like them both.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I have to say there are a vast number of things I 'may/may not have cried about' but this is not one)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (That is so sad.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (I was born with a defect in my heart which almost finished me off when born. It healed though.)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Giant sea Turtles are people too...)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Godspell, Little Shop, And one about heroin addiction in which I made a solliloquay with swearing and shot someone with a blank gun on stage... at 12 years old - happy times)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (But my name is Thomas and my father is.)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I can and would if I had the opportunity)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I hope I have the hair to do so.)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (?!)
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Never)