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Did I know that I could now easily add a photo to my fucking journal? No, I did not know that, but I have no photos to post so I guess that reminder should quit with its bullshit.
I retired. I retired from baseball. I was going to be on some team, but then they did not want me. I quit my job at Hot Topic to get on this team, and they fucking let me down. Oh well. I mostly sit at home now. My wife decided that we should "spruce up" the pool house. Man, I did not even KNOW we had a pool house. I think she wants me to stay in the pool house. I am not staying in no fucking pool house.
That bitch Ellison called me the other day. CALLED ME. What is with that? I was minding my own god damn business watching the Shawshank Redemption and here is Ellison. Fucking calling me. He said something about how I wish he would die and how I plan to blow up his house. Oh wait, he didn't say that. I wasn't listening to him so I acted like he was saying that. Whatever he was saying, it was bullshit. All that mother fucker spouts is bullshit.
Anyway, I have to go. I have an interview with Jamba Juice tomorrow. My kids are being annoying. I need to leave the room.
I retired. I retired from baseball. I was going to be on some team, but then they did not want me. I quit my job at Hot Topic to get on this team, and they fucking let me down. Oh well. I mostly sit at home now. My wife decided that we should "spruce up" the pool house. Man, I did not even KNOW we had a pool house. I think she wants me to stay in the pool house. I am not staying in no fucking pool house.
That bitch Ellison called me the other day. CALLED ME. What is with that? I was minding my own god damn business watching the Shawshank Redemption and here is Ellison. Fucking calling me. He said something about how I wish he would die and how I plan to blow up his house. Oh wait, he didn't say that. I wasn't listening to him so I acted like he was saying that. Whatever he was saying, it was bullshit. All that mother fucker spouts is bullshit.
Anyway, I have to go. I have an interview with Jamba Juice tomorrow. My kids are being annoying. I need to leave the room.