Frolicking and fun at el jae!
1. What would hurt more: seeing your best friend make out with your ex, or finding out that your ex never liked you?
The second one. for sure.
2. What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever said?
More apt: What isn't the most ridiculous thing I have ever said? I say so many ridiculous things, it's insane.
I mean, today I wrote an essay for literature that quoted 50 Cent, Obie Trice and Anchorman... really.
3. Do you shave your stomach?
No.
4. What country do you hope to raise a family in?
I have no idea. Wherever I end up living.
5. When was the last time you felt ill?
The other day.
6. Did you speak to your mother today?
Yes.
7. What colour reminds you of your school?
Navy blue. Hahahaha, stupid junior school suckers who still have to wear a uniform...
8. Do you take more photos of other people or are you in more photos?
I take more photos of others.
9. Is Orlando Bloom as good as he sounds?
How good does he sound?
I can't say I'm his biggest fan.
10. Where will you be tonight?
At home, doing all my overdue homework.
11. How many months until your birthday?
Six.
12. Do you prefer love songs or country music?
It depends on the individual song, really.
13. Do you need to pee?
No.
14. Describe the last dream you had.
Damn, I can't remember now. I was describing it to someone just the other day. It was really interesting too.
15. Do you have a six pack?
Hahahahahahahaha.
16. What is the fattest part of your body?
My tummy pudge...
Acutally, what's not the fattest part of my body?
My wrists, that's what. They're fucking tiny.
17. Do you find drugs amusing?
Not particularly. The occasional bit of wacky tobaccy is fun, but no more than that.
18. Are you better at Science or History?
I am the History master.
19. Is there a person you are crushing on?
No.
20. Have you ever had a dream that came true?
Yes. Quite a few times.
- I dreamed that I would get with my crush in year 9. It happened.
- I dreamed that my ex would ask me out again. It happened.
Now I freak out every time I have a romance-related dream...
21. Does your job involve stripping?
Yeah. What do you expect from a stripper?
22. Would you rather have a garden in your backyard or a patio?
A garden.
23. How old were you when you lost your last tooth?
I don't know. 11 or 12, maybe.
25. Does it snow where you're from?
Rarely.
26. Who is your homeroom teacher?
The hospitality/cooking teacher or some guy called Mick. And occasionally the Cyprian maths teacher whom everyone makes fun of.
28. Did it rain today?
A little.
29. Is your bedroom tidy?
Reasonably, yes.
30. What song is in your head?
Kanye West - The New Workout Plan.
The second one. for sure.
2. What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever said?
More apt: What isn't the most ridiculous thing I have ever said? I say so many ridiculous things, it's insane.
I mean, today I wrote an essay for literature that quoted 50 Cent, Obie Trice and Anchorman... really.
3. Do you shave your stomach?
No.
4. What country do you hope to raise a family in?
I have no idea. Wherever I end up living.
5. When was the last time you felt ill?
The other day.
6. Did you speak to your mother today?
Yes.
7. What colour reminds you of your school?
Navy blue. Hahahaha, stupid junior school suckers who still have to wear a uniform...
8. Do you take more photos of other people or are you in more photos?
I take more photos of others.
9. Is Orlando Bloom as good as he sounds?
How good does he sound?
I can't say I'm his biggest fan.
10. Where will you be tonight?
At home, doing all my overdue homework.
11. How many months until your birthday?
Six.
12. Do you prefer love songs or country music?
It depends on the individual song, really.
13. Do you need to pee?
No.
14. Describe the last dream you had.
Damn, I can't remember now. I was describing it to someone just the other day. It was really interesting too.
15. Do you have a six pack?
Hahahahahahahaha.
16. What is the fattest part of your body?
My tummy pudge...
Acutally, what's not the fattest part of my body?
My wrists, that's what. They're fucking tiny.
17. Do you find drugs amusing?
Not particularly. The occasional bit of wacky tobaccy is fun, but no more than that.
18. Are you better at Science or History?
I am the History master.
19. Is there a person you are crushing on?
No.
20. Have you ever had a dream that came true?
Yes. Quite a few times.
- I dreamed that I would get with my crush in year 9. It happened.
- I dreamed that my ex would ask me out again. It happened.
Now I freak out every time I have a romance-related dream...
21. Does your job involve stripping?
Yeah. What do you expect from a stripper?
22. Would you rather have a garden in your backyard or a patio?
A garden.
23. How old were you when you lost your last tooth?
I don't know. 11 or 12, maybe.
25. Does it snow where you're from?
Rarely.
26. Who is your homeroom teacher?
The hospitality/cooking teacher or some guy called Mick. And occasionally the Cyprian maths teacher whom everyone makes fun of.
28. Did it rain today?
A little.
29. Is your bedroom tidy?
Reasonably, yes.
30. What song is in your head?
Kanye West - The New Workout Plan.