Cthulhu Fhtagn!

[marphod]

I should probably apologize to Disney fans.

Suggestions and improvements encouraged.



Cthulhu Fhtagn! What a wonderful phrase

Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ain't no passing craze

It means insanity for the rest of your days

It's our conscience-free philosophy

Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Cthulhu Fhtagn?

Yeah. It's our mantra!

What's a mantra?

It's an incomplete mantrap, but that's not important right now.

Those two words will solve all the world's problems

That's right. Take _?_ here
Why, when he was a young Zealot...

When I was a young Zeal lot!

Very vile.

Thanks!

He found his rituals lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the circle with a broken seal

Ceded a sensitive soul; just one of my kin
But he screamed a lot when I removed his skin
And oh, the blame He was a-blamed
Thought of chantin' his name Not _His_ name!
And I got castigated How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! _?_! Not in front of the non-believers!
Oh. Sorry.

Cthulhu Fhtagn! What a wonderful phrase
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ain't no passing craze

It means insanity for the rest of your days

It's our conscience-free philosophy
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu--

It means insanity for the rest of your days

It's our conscience-free philosophy
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
(Repeats)

I say "Cthulhu"

I say "Fhtagn"