Pirate jokes kick ass!!

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I just read this joke a little while ago, and I could stop laughing.

After many years at sea, a pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job, he thought that he should collect on his worker's compensation insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related.

Agent: "How did you get the wooden leg?"

Pirate: "Me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me leg."

Agent: "That is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand?"

Pirate: "Well matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me hand,"

Agent: "That's also work related. Now how did you lose your eye?"

Pirate: "Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and crapped in me eye!"

Agent: "What does that have to do with the loss of your eye?"

Pirate: "It were the first day with me hook!"

I don't care who ya R', that's funny right there!