and then there were none

[marokura]

Okay! So I'm back, hello, nice to see you, and I have read to skip 100 on my flist and don't want to read any more, so nobody do or say anything interesting for at least a few hours, mkay?

I have fic to read, I have emails to write, I have 91 posts in Google Reader WTF an hour ago there were like 40. I blame bibliotech and her blog-list post

Comments

[marokura]

Thanks! I like to pull it out every now and again.

[marokura]

It's the Chinese zodiac description for the Cock. I ripped up a paper placemat from a Chinese restaurant and scanned it to make it. It says...

A pioneer in spirit, you are devoted to work and quest after knowledge. You are selfish and eccentric.

The rest said "Rabbits are trouble; Snake and Oxen are fine," but I left that part out.

[tameiki]

Rabbits are trouble; Snake and Oxen are fine

Yes, we are! Says the one who was born in the year of the Ox

[marokura]

So YOU'RE the one my placemat has been warning me about all these years!

[tameiki]

Well, yeah. Who else would it be? :P

[marokura]

...Cheezburger?

(Okays, going to bed now for real!)

[tameiki]

Cheezburger only without the cheez. And hold the meat.... I can't believe I said that! XD

[marokura]

*holds meat*

...

*continues holding meat*

...

Can I set it down now? I hafta pee.

[tameiki]

Can I set it down now? I hafta pee.

Hold it for a while longer. Try kneading it a bit and I guarantee you'll be side tracked and forget all about having to pee... XD

[marokura]

Eeeew, it's defective! It leaked on me!

[marokura]

I did until I took it less literally to mean not necessarily your job, but what you choose to work on. For instance, you are devoted to your fic and ways to get some 39 loving going on - in a meaningful and emotionally satisfying way.

Whereas I myself am devoted to napping, learning how to say things in Japanese that will get me laid, and getting Sanzo and Gojyo laid - all at the same time!

Well, I don't know exactly how my napping fits in with the other two, but naps are magical things.

[marokura]

Me, too! And then we could have a nap.