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I was working today and something happened that i have to share. The stupidest thing that anyone has ever asked me in my life, it goes a little something like this.
*asian woman walks up to the register and looks down at the belt while it was moving and gets a puzzled look on her face*
caleb: Hi how are you today?
woman: umm...im fine...
woman: .......
Woman: *holds up something from her cart and looks at me still looking confused* Does it matter where i put this stuff?
Caleb: *looks at the woman wide eyed and completly shocked as 15 very awkward seconds pass*....uh..er..ye...yeah um..anywhere is fine.
woman: *stops looking confused and happily unloads her cart on the belt*
This woman managed to say something that was so stupid that my brain couldnt react, something so retarded that i couldnt even laugh, i couldnt speak, i couldnt even think up something that i would say had i not been on the clock like, 'what kind of incest, retarded, crap chasm did you just fucking dig your way out of?!'
My mind went totally blank. She was 100% serious and i was 100% caught off guard. This woman has honestly put my mind in a state of complete disarray.
.....i keep trying to find someway of expressing how stupid this woman is and how warped she has made my mind but...theres simply no way. I feel like Zaphod Beeblebrox, "Im just gonna....go... find...something else...for my whole life to be about..."
BEWARE!!! This woman is loose in Jonesboro as we speak. Dont take any chances of running into this woman. Avoid all asian woman that you dont know.
She'll fuck you up...for life...seriously.
*asian woman walks up to the register and looks down at the belt while it was moving and gets a puzzled look on her face*
caleb: Hi how are you today?
woman: umm...im fine...
woman: .......
Woman: *holds up something from her cart and looks at me still looking confused* Does it matter where i put this stuff?
Caleb: *looks at the woman wide eyed and completly shocked as 15 very awkward seconds pass*....uh..er..ye...yeah um..anywhere is fine.
woman: *stops looking confused and happily unloads her cart on the belt*
This woman managed to say something that was so stupid that my brain couldnt react, something so retarded that i couldnt even laugh, i couldnt speak, i couldnt even think up something that i would say had i not been on the clock like, 'what kind of incest, retarded, crap chasm did you just fucking dig your way out of?!'
My mind went totally blank. She was 100% serious and i was 100% caught off guard. This woman has honestly put my mind in a state of complete disarray.
.....i keep trying to find someway of expressing how stupid this woman is and how warped she has made my mind but...theres simply no way. I feel like Zaphod Beeblebrox, "Im just gonna....go... find...something else...for my whole life to be about..."
BEWARE!!! This woman is loose in Jonesboro as we speak. Dont take any chances of running into this woman. Avoid all asian woman that you dont know.
She'll fuck you up...for life...seriously.