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Um, why are you "the leech"?
Old family nickname. It's meant to be affectionate. No, really, it is.
Ok, but it's awfully...purple.
Yes. Yes it is.
But it's really hard to read.
Yes. Yes it is.
Are you always going to write weird crap like this, or can you just talk about what's going on in your life so that people who don't see you all the time know what's up?
Probably mostly the weird crap.
Old family nickname. It's meant to be affectionate. No, really, it is.
Ok, but it's awfully...purple.
Yes. Yes it is.
But it's really hard to read.
Yes. Yes it is.
Are you always going to write weird crap like this, or can you just talk about what's going on in your life so that people who don't see you all the time know what's up?
Probably mostly the weird crap.