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We got back from U of I today around 3. We honestly had a great weekend.
These were the highpoints according to Rach and I (in no particular order):
-Futon chilling with Goot and Silverman....and Enya...and Dave.
-Experiencing a UofI football game and sweating through Emilie's t-shirt
-Rach's swangs....sweaty bangs of course!
-Making a movie..."What would you do if I sang out of tune..."
-Taking a really long nap and then periodically waking up with quote favorite lines from Dirty Dancing...."heeyyyy babbyyy..."
-Guitar sing-a-long with Silverman and Goot
-Learning how to juggle Silverman's balls
-Rach finally finishing ONE whole beer all by herself
-Living the 'sorority' life...AEPHIIII!!!
-Meeting 400 other Rachels
-Bonding with Jay over salad
-View of the quad at night with Asian children screaming in the background
-Finding Goot and Silverman: the male version of Romy and Michelle!!
-Watching David blow into a PVC pipe and pretend it was a Shofar at like 2 in the morning...Oh, Porno Dave...
-Barry Ronner proving to all of us that he is fully secure with his manhood in being able to sit outside AEPi at 3 in the morning all by himself and still feel cool.
-Emilie: Trucker hat and pearls...always a classic.
-Yael changing her clothes 5 billion times even though she looked cute in like EVERYTHING!!
-Showering in a stall naked with Yael
-Rachel experiencing the stall from hell
-All the orange at the U of I game
-Porno Dave thinking Rachel was not a Rachel and that I was Marissa...and then later, a Jessica
-Shacking at AEPi with our male counterparts
-Devising a sneaky plan to hide from Silverman's parents...by all of us climbing into bed with Goot and then screaming SURPRISE!!!
-Finding a dustbuster and sighing with relief
-Merry Ann's and the Disneyworld stories
-Having 4.5 beers and then Gut cutting me off because Rachel said no more
-Goot's removal of his pants at 6 in the morning because he just couldn't do it any longer
-Silverman's undying affection for the blonde, pretty one...no, we don't hate you
-Chavez?
-Rach randomly knowing girls from St. Louis who were singing in the kitchen
-Rach then proceeding to pretend she was on stage and singing in the corridor at the top of her lungs
-Having three bowls of Lucky Charms just because it tasted good
-Jeremy Rose. Enough said.
-Having white sticky stuff on my gauchos
-Jason's poop buildup by the kissing place
-Pooping in the bathroom on the first floor with Rachel
-Minzer farting onto a public road
-Finding another Lindser
-Goot trying to protect Silverman from the wrath of 'drunk' Rach
-Having discussed that the Goot and Silverman will be shacking in Harper 205 next time
Well, ladies and gentlemen those are our top 40 highpoints from our U of I endeavor.
I would like everyone to know that from now on, this journal is going to be used by both Rachel and I. It will be a personal account of our moments together as roommates, best friends, and self-proclaimed comedians. Yes, you will all get to the experience the stupidity, the randomness, and even the downright horrific moments of our lives here at Bradley. Please don't refrain from leaving comments after you've read our accounts. Trust me, you will want to say something.
Remember to fold your scarves....peace.
These were the highpoints according to Rach and I (in no particular order):
-Futon chilling with Goot and Silverman....and Enya...and Dave.
-Experiencing a UofI football game and sweating through Emilie's t-shirt
-Rach's swangs....sweaty bangs of course!
-Making a movie..."What would you do if I sang out of tune..."
-Taking a really long nap and then periodically waking up with quote favorite lines from Dirty Dancing...."heeyyyy babbyyy..."
-Guitar sing-a-long with Silverman and Goot
-Learning how to juggle Silverman's balls
-Rach finally finishing ONE whole beer all by herself
-Living the 'sorority' life...AEPHIIII!!!
-Meeting 400 other Rachels
-Bonding with Jay over salad
-View of the quad at night with Asian children screaming in the background
-Finding Goot and Silverman: the male version of Romy and Michelle!!
-Watching David blow into a PVC pipe and pretend it was a Shofar at like 2 in the morning...Oh, Porno Dave...
-Barry Ronner proving to all of us that he is fully secure with his manhood in being able to sit outside AEPi at 3 in the morning all by himself and still feel cool.
-Emilie: Trucker hat and pearls...always a classic.
-Yael changing her clothes 5 billion times even though she looked cute in like EVERYTHING!!
-Showering in a stall naked with Yael
-Rachel experiencing the stall from hell
-All the orange at the U of I game
-Porno Dave thinking Rachel was not a Rachel and that I was Marissa...and then later, a Jessica
-Shacking at AEPi with our male counterparts
-Devising a sneaky plan to hide from Silverman's parents...by all of us climbing into bed with Goot and then screaming SURPRISE!!!
-Finding a dustbuster and sighing with relief
-Merry Ann's and the Disneyworld stories
-Having 4.5 beers and then Gut cutting me off because Rachel said no more
-Goot's removal of his pants at 6 in the morning because he just couldn't do it any longer
-Silverman's undying affection for the blonde, pretty one...no, we don't hate you
-Chavez?
-Rach randomly knowing girls from St. Louis who were singing in the kitchen
-Rach then proceeding to pretend she was on stage and singing in the corridor at the top of her lungs
-Having three bowls of Lucky Charms just because it tasted good
-Jeremy Rose. Enough said.
-Having white sticky stuff on my gauchos
-Jason's poop buildup by the kissing place
-Pooping in the bathroom on the first floor with Rachel
-Minzer farting onto a public road
-Finding another Lindser
-Goot trying to protect Silverman from the wrath of 'drunk' Rach
-Having discussed that the Goot and Silverman will be shacking in Harper 205 next time
Well, ladies and gentlemen those are our top 40 highpoints from our U of I endeavor.
I would like everyone to know that from now on, this journal is going to be used by both Rachel and I. It will be a personal account of our moments together as roommates, best friends, and self-proclaimed comedians. Yes, you will all get to the experience the stupidity, the randomness, and even the downright horrific moments of our lives here at Bradley. Please don't refrain from leaving comments after you've read our accounts. Trust me, you will want to say something.
Remember to fold your scarves....peace.