Top Ten List: What Dick Cheney was moving when he hurt his back.
John and I came up with these over breakfast. Enjoy and share! This post is public.
10. The photograph of him and Nixon having "tub time" in the Poconos.
9. The 8th Harry Potter book manuscript.
8. His scythe and robe.
7. All the gold in Fort Knox.
6. His "Most Dangerous Game" hunting trophies.
5. His copy of Hell's Yellow Pages, and the red phone that goes with it.
4. His personal black hole.
3. The souls of the Supreme Court justices.
2. The Bill of Rights that Alberto Gonzalez had nailed to the floor.
1. His contract with Satan.
10. The photograph of him and Nixon having "tub time" in the Poconos.
9. The 8th Harry Potter book manuscript.
8. His scythe and robe.
7. All the gold in Fort Knox.
6. His "Most Dangerous Game" hunting trophies.
5. His copy of Hell's Yellow Pages, and the red phone that goes with it.
4. His personal black hole.
3. The souls of the Supreme Court justices.
2. The Bill of Rights that Alberto Gonzalez had nailed to the floor.
1. His contract with Satan.