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[marmelade]

i do not mememememe usually, but this one is great.
ninja'd from the good doctor.

If I were a month, I’d be january.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be thursday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be predawn.
If I were a planet, I'd be mercury
If I were a sea animal, an otter.

If I were a direction, ENE.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a big comfy chair.
If I were a liquid, H2S04.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a sapphire.
If I were a tree, I’d be a sasafras.

If I were a tool, I’d be a businessman.
If I were a flower, I’d be a lupin.
If I were a kind of weather, partially cloudy with sunny breaks.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an oboe.
If I were a color, I’d be sage green.

If I were an emotion, I’d be optimistic.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.
If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of a cable snapping.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be a 1983 delorian.

If I were a food, I’d be quinoi.
If I were a place, I’d be the highest peak of the algonquin highlands.
If I were a material, I’d be made of carbon nanotubes.
If I were a taste, I’d be spearmint.
If I were a scent, I'd be fresh dirt.