I tried to hawk my pride today, but they would only give me a dime so I threw it out the car window on the drive home in hopes that somebody will find it and laugh.
When I wasn't playing guitar or listening to pop music from the 60s today, I did this (I really need to stop wasting my time):
And this:
And this:
I have more in fact, but I'll spare you. Oh, how I need to be at least a little more productive and a little less offensive.