I finished Demon's Lexicon today (WHICH WAS FANTASTIC OMG EVERY ONE NEEDS TO BUY) and my fingers are making irrational decisions, like wanting to ruin a perfectly wonderful book with my mediocre fanfiction.
...Only, my demented brain cannot decide who to slash first *______* So many excellent choices!!
EDIT: MAJOR plot spoilers for The Demon's Lexicon are in the comments!