Shameless materialism
Also, I want a new purse. I don't want it to be blingy (every purse I see at TJ Marshall's is blingy these days). I want it to have two handles so I can wear it tucked in my armpit. I want it to not be a boring neutral color. I want it to be smaller than a housecat. I do not want the purse to weigh more than what is in it. I do not want the purse to be emblazoned with a brand name. It cannot be a quilted diaper bag (sorry Vera Bradley fans but that is what they look like to me.) Most startling of all, I do not want the purse to have a monkey hanging from it (I have plenty of those).
Please find me a purse under $80, because $80 is already too much to pay for a purse.
Please find me a purse under $80, because $80 is already too much to pay for a purse.