My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice grannies' panties moist.

[marlo]

I had sex dreams last night about Draco Malfoy and Toren. Draco was giving it to me up the ass (TMI? DEFINITELY!). I think Toren and I were just making out. They were both fighting over me. I think there was some waterskiing at some point too.



me and my "IT'S A TRAP" birthday cake. yesssss!



cake

This is admittedly not my first Star Wars birthday cake. Check this shit out:



I made this cake myself when I used to work at Dairy Queen. It was the only cake I ever did the design on, so if it looks kinda messy, that's why.