Bear Vs. Shark (not the band)
[You] I just had a debate on whether a bear or a lion would win in a fight
apparently the bear would
[Neil]
And the real question is "Given a relatively level playing field -- i.e., water deep enough so that a shark could maneuver proficiently but shallow enough so that a bear could stand and operate with its characteristic dexterity -- who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?"
[You]
hah
probably the bear again
they have really thick skin
and loads of brute force
but a shark could bite and then swim quickly out of reach, I suppose
[Neil]
'Strue. But Bears are also Gentle.
[You]
are they?
humans, on the other hand, have guns. ;_;
[Neil]
I would not pay money to watch "Bear Vs Human (with a gun)"
Although "Bear (with a gun) Vs Human" would at least be original...
[You]
hah
[Neil]
Metatextual Insectoid Vs What appears To Be A Cosmos is another question entirely...
[You]
eh? :)
[Neil]
Or is it neurons? I can't tell.
[You]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirry-cow this is wonderful.
what about a raw shark versus a bugbear
[Neil] Can the Bugbear manouevre with...the characteristics manouverability of a bugbear, however much that is?
[You]
apparently they're really annoying
[Neil]
(I may term my horsepuppet a bugbear...Originally, I had planned on a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuckelavee, but then thought "Nah. That'll go wrong.")
A bit of a bete noire...
"Another phobia that the Nuckelavee suffers from is the burning of seaweed to create kelp. Enraged, he starts on a wild rampage of plague"
[You]
heh
a wild rampage of plague
almost as good as a zest for kung fu treachery
apparently the bear would
[Neil]
And the real question is "Given a relatively level playing field -- i.e., water deep enough so that a shark could maneuver proficiently but shallow enough so that a bear could stand and operate with its characteristic dexterity -- who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?"
[You]
hah
probably the bear again
they have really thick skin
and loads of brute force
but a shark could bite and then swim quickly out of reach, I suppose
[Neil]
'Strue. But Bears are also Gentle.
[You]
are they?
humans, on the other hand, have guns. ;_;
[Neil]
I would not pay money to watch "Bear Vs Human (with a gun)"
Although "Bear (with a gun) Vs Human" would at least be original...
[You]
hah
[Neil]
Metatextual Insectoid Vs What appears To Be A Cosmos is another question entirely...
[You]
eh? :)
[Neil]
Or is it neurons? I can't tell.
[You]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirry-cow this is wonderful.
what about a raw shark versus a bugbear
[Neil] Can the Bugbear manouevre with...the characteristics manouverability of a bugbear, however much that is?
[You]
apparently they're really annoying
[Neil]
(I may term my horsepuppet a bugbear...Originally, I had planned on a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuckelavee, but then thought "Nah. That'll go wrong.")
A bit of a bete noire...
"Another phobia that the Nuckelavee suffers from is the burning of seaweed to create kelp. Enraged, he starts on a wild rampage of plague"
[You]
heh
a wild rampage of plague
almost as good as a zest for kung fu treachery