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Well for those of you who didn't see the PPV here's an update:
* Benjamin defeated Jericho for the Intercontinental Title. After the match they shook hands. No interference or illegal moves by either party.
* Eric Bischoff lost to Eugene and as a result got his head shaved (not bald but REALLY short). Vince McMahon came out because Coach was trying to get Eric out of it. He forced Eric to shave his head or lose his job. Eric has short hair now. Vince, as punishment for trying to help Bischoff get out of the fans' desired stipulation, forced Jonathan Coachman to wear the dress for the remainder of the PPV.
* Shawn Michaels was picked to fight Triple H for the title.
* Edge walked out on Benoit during their tag match against La Resistance. Benoit defeated them both by himself, making him the new Tag Team Champion.
* The WWE Divas had a 'schoolgirl' royal rumble for the women's title. Trish successfully defended it.
* Kane lost to Gene Jobber, er, Snitsky... in a chain-weapon match... from the same move he did to Michaels a few months ago... done by Gene to him (stomping on the chair set around his neck)... he was carried out on a stretcher... PATHETIC!! <-- worst match of night
* Kristy and Carmella had a 'Lingerie Pillow fight' match. The real winner in this match was the fans (but Kristy still beat Carmella)
* Shawn Michaels lost to Triple H after Edge interfered, spearing Michaels. Edge is officially a heel.
* Randy Orton defeated Ric Flair in a Steel Cage Match, without killing him (although there was a lot of juicing going on). After the match they shook hands and Orton hugged his hero Ric.
Overall (minus Kane's match): 9.5/10
Overall (plus Kane's match): 5/10
I need to go knock some sense into Kane!! Or kill the people writing this storyline!! Either way...
*remembers the good old days when you couldn't beat Kane unless you were the Undertaker*
* Benjamin defeated Jericho for the Intercontinental Title. After the match they shook hands. No interference or illegal moves by either party.
* Eric Bischoff lost to Eugene and as a result got his head shaved (not bald but REALLY short). Vince McMahon came out because Coach was trying to get Eric out of it. He forced Eric to shave his head or lose his job. Eric has short hair now. Vince, as punishment for trying to help Bischoff get out of the fans' desired stipulation, forced Jonathan Coachman to wear the dress for the remainder of the PPV.
* Shawn Michaels was picked to fight Triple H for the title.
* Edge walked out on Benoit during their tag match against La Resistance. Benoit defeated them both by himself, making him the new Tag Team Champion.
* The WWE Divas had a 'schoolgirl' royal rumble for the women's title. Trish successfully defended it.
* Kane lost to Gene Jobber, er, Snitsky... in a chain-weapon match... from the same move he did to Michaels a few months ago... done by Gene to him (stomping on the chair set around his neck)... he was carried out on a stretcher... PATHETIC!! <-- worst match of night
* Kristy and Carmella had a 'Lingerie Pillow fight' match. The real winner in this match was the fans (but Kristy still beat Carmella)
* Shawn Michaels lost to Triple H after Edge interfered, spearing Michaels. Edge is officially a heel.
* Randy Orton defeated Ric Flair in a Steel Cage Match, without killing him (although there was a lot of juicing going on). After the match they shook hands and Orton hugged his hero Ric.
Overall (minus Kane's match): 9.5/10
Overall (plus Kane's match): 5/10
I need to go knock some sense into Kane!! Or kill the people writing this storyline!! Either way...
*remembers the good old days when you couldn't beat Kane unless you were the Undertaker*