This is probably the greatest spam I have ever received.

[marlenalicious]

Umm...so being the editor of the paper, sometimes the newspaper account gets flooded with awesome spam! This one was so fabulous that my co-editor and I posted it to the wall of the newspaper office...enjoy! If it's not that funny to you, then you're clearly not reading it out loud

Comments

[eyelookatyouall]

that's incredible. I wish the links worked.

[trinezolano]

hahahahahahaha I love Russian to English translations