PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR AND SPELLING.

Jan 03, 2011 21:17

livejournal is to the internet what a dirty sock on the floor and no toilet paper is to a girl who just peed sitting on the toilet

SINCE I HAVE NO WHERE TO PUT THIS, I'M GOING TO PUT THIS HERE :).

college today.

-watched a cafeteria worker sing "no hands" by waka flocka to himself and stare off into space while working the grill. "girl the way you movin.....oh, shit....can i take your order?" as soon as the interaction is over "GIRL the way you movin..."

-watched a girl in my ceramics be me at 18. it's fine to act like you hate high school. that part is bullshit. put down your cell phone in your college class, stop saying "i hate being here." there is a lot less to hate about college.

-little bit in love with my ceramics teacher. "to put it bluntly, i don't fuck around." JIM WHITE, U PORCELAIN RENEGADE. TAKE OFF YOUR YELLOW POLO AND LET'S GLAZE SOME POTTERIEZ.

-i just looked up everyone that is in my class tomorrow on facebook. BECAUSE I CAN! (mypcc posts class lists). this girl has her religious views all on display (BAPTIST!) and her political views section says: "who cares the whole world is going to shiz anyways." GOING TO SHIZ?!! i am going to shiz. can useless christians in math 20 who don't want to work on the world because it's going to shiz just disappear
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