http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=9827]What American accent do you have? (Best version so far
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("Midland" is not necessarily the same thing as "Midwest") The default, lowest-common-denominator American accent that newscasters try to imitate. Since it's a neutral accent, just because you have a Midland accent doesn't mean you're from the Midland.
Huzzah for being a lowest common denominator!