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Jan 10, 2007 04:10

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Le questionaire fezwrecker January 20 2007, 15:00:34 UTC
Hey Mark,

I'm an ass for missing both your gigs this week, but I had home improvements that kinda tied me up due to the storm... Hope it went well.
This one's fer you, dude...

1. Can you cook?
Yes, when I’m not too lazy, I make some pretty mean Cajun and Mexi- food...

2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Dial up some help, or flirt via SMS on my Handy.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
Saving money.

4. Favorite place?
Croatian beaches.

5. Favorite vegetable?
Stephen Hawkins

6. What was the last book you read?
“Confessions of an Economic Hit-Man”, John Perkins concurrently with “The Crying of Lot 49” by Thomas Pynchon

7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
Clean thoughts, dirty actions….or something….and stuff…

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Yes/yes

9. Worst Habit?
Forgetting to ask, “Do you have a boyfriend?”

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

3. Do we know each other outside of Livejournal?
‘course, dude.

2. What's your philosophy on life?
Keep it weird.

3. Negative or Optimistic?
Far too optimistic for my own good.

4. What was your dream growing up?
To play 1st base for the NY Yankees.

5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Being made to feel like I ought to have some kind of regret.

6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face?
Yes.

7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I swear, I really do like Tokio Hotel.

8. Would you have my back or kick me when I'm down?
I’d have your back, of course.

9. Do you Trust me?
Absolutely not.

10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
Only trust.

11. What do you think of me as a Person?
You’re a kick-ass dude, kindred spirit, with great taste in broads and tunes.

12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
Depends on which direction the weird-ometer points, but I’d say you got them both balanced right.

13. Would you cry for me if I died?
Only tears of joy and envy for your adventure into the nether-regions…

14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I’m not much of a good conscience…

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
Never.

16. How do you fall asleep?
One eye after the other… if that fails, I try to read in Deutsch.

17. Would you come over to yell at me or just call?
I’d come over, if I want to give some good hollerin’ I like a visual audience, plus I don’t wanna pay for the call.

18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
Uh, see answer nr. 11

19. If I only had one day to live would you be honest or lie?
Whichever would make you laugh more.

20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?
Nothing fancy. Pay debts, buy Mom a Jaguar, hire a Putzfrau once a week, buy a little bungalow in the Dalmatian Islands somewhere, kick-start my new production company, go to German driving classes, go to German language classes, buy some nice little trinkets for the ladies, and invest in a Taco Bell franchise in Berlin.

21. What is your worst fear?
Deportation back to USA

22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Start new projects, and complain about never having spare time.

23. How many times did you curse at me while filling out this thing?
Five,…ten times, tops…

24. Can you sing or dance?
I can do a pretty good Dean-o or Elvis if need be, singing-wise. If you mean the rocknroll definition of “dance” then, fuck yeah, you bet your sweet ass I can dance…. But literally, like in clubs and whatnot, after I get a few drinks in me I’ll certainly try, much to the horror and/or amusement of anyone in a 5 meter radius.

25. In one word, how would you describe me?
crafty.

26. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?
Yes, certainly.

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