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Laws they should make for girlfriends:
All expenses for girlfriends should be tax deductable.
I should get paid to be with her.
I should get paid bonuses on the days that shes in a cranky mood.
Beating your girlfriend should be a monthly, mandatory, and enjoyable experience.
Sex on command, should be as simple as turning on my tv.
Cool things about girlfriends:
Always someone there to yell at when I loose a level in a video game.
Always someone there to cook me a steak while drink cheap beer and yell at her.
Always someone there change my oil when I feel like bossing someone around.
All expenses for girlfriends should be tax deductable.
I should get paid to be with her.
I should get paid bonuses on the days that shes in a cranky mood.
Beating your girlfriend should be a monthly, mandatory, and enjoyable experience.
Sex on command, should be as simple as turning on my tv.
Cool things about girlfriends:
Always someone there to yell at when I loose a level in a video game.
Always someone there to cook me a steak while drink cheap beer and yell at her.
Always someone there change my oil when I feel like bossing someone around.