over the Gate the Grass is Greener
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... unless you pour five gallons of gasoline on their lawn and burn it to the ground"
First of all, if you own a fence, you most likely live in the ghetto, and if you live in the ghetto you most likely sell your body for crack on an hourly basis. That means that pretty much everybody’s grass is greener than yours because not only does your life suck, but you don't even have enough time to water your grass because your too busy juggling the pressures of the adult world. Pressures like buying the underage babysitter that watches your illegitimate child beer, giving hand jobs for pcp, paying off the tab that you've accumulated at planned parenthood, and watching Judge Judy to try to pick up life lessons to better your life. Your front yard probably wouldn't burn anyways because all the grass is dead and withered away. The used syringes and hobos lying in your yard probably wouldn't burn that well anyways.
That’s enough about poor people. The moral of this post is that if you’re having a better day than me, I’m probably going to want to come over and kick you in the eye so my grass can be greener. This message was approved by Markque.
Thanks to Morgan and Daniel for helping me out with this post.
First of all, if you own a fence, you most likely live in the ghetto, and if you live in the ghetto you most likely sell your body for crack on an hourly basis. That means that pretty much everybody’s grass is greener than yours because not only does your life suck, but you don't even have enough time to water your grass because your too busy juggling the pressures of the adult world. Pressures like buying the underage babysitter that watches your illegitimate child beer, giving hand jobs for pcp, paying off the tab that you've accumulated at planned parenthood, and watching Judge Judy to try to pick up life lessons to better your life. Your front yard probably wouldn't burn anyways because all the grass is dead and withered away. The used syringes and hobos lying in your yard probably wouldn't burn that well anyways.
That’s enough about poor people. The moral of this post is that if you’re having a better day than me, I’m probably going to want to come over and kick you in the eye so my grass can be greener. This message was approved by Markque.
Thanks to Morgan and Daniel for helping me out with this post.