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[markque]

I heard that a person swallows 3 spiders in his or her liftetime. I go ewwww that sucks. It probably sucks more for the spider.

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[markque]

This journal has gone way down since its high days of abstruse and profound philosiphy.

[itsjess]

you posted in your own livejournal. LAME, you have no future. Philosophy is dead. Its been replaced by fashion magazines and reality tv shows.

[alimo317]

jessica ross im sorry again!! i love you

[itsjess]

ali call meee we will hanggggg. and if you say im sorry one more time ill stick a spider in your mouth when your sleeping!

[innovationless]

I thought it was 3 spiders a year.

It probably depends on where you sleep. If you sleep outside you probably end up swallowing 3 armadillos in your lifetime. If you sleep in a trailer with a bunch of cracks opening the outside from the inside in a wet forest like Ohio then you probably swallow like 20 spiders a year. If you sleep in a house like mine you would probably swallow 2 per year. And if you sleep in a house like Mark Church's then probably one a lifetime.

And who knows what's in your food.

ahh

[innovationless]

thank u that is very reassuring........ im gonna become aneorexic now thanks......

[markque]

There will be NO hanging out on MY message boards!