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We should replace the president with a monkey. No more vote recounts, no more Iraq. Monkies only care about two things; there much simpler than humans. Food and sex. We eat and we reproduce. no nukes, no oil, no "Don't mess with Texas" bullshit. The only problem is that people would probably fight over what the president monkey should be called. I'd say Fargoth but other people might say Monkor. I don't think those other people know what their talking about.