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ATTENTION, EVERYONE!
Today is MY SEVENTEENTH BIRTHDAY! Feel free to lavish me with gifts at your leisure! You know where to find me, or if you don't, I'll be magnetically attracted to any gifts you may have, so I will find you.
Today is MY SEVENTEENTH BIRTHDAY! Feel free to lavish me with gifts at your leisure! You know where to find me, or if you don't, I'll be magnetically attracted to any gifts you may have, so I will find you.