Joke time
My grandma told me this joke:
A elderly woman walks into the pet store to buy some cat food. The manager said "I can't sell you that because I know what old people do with cat food...they eat it. So, I am going to need to see some proof that you have a cat. So, the old lady goes home and brings her cat in and buys the cat food. The next day, the same old lady comes in and asks to buy some dog food. The manager tells her again "I can't sell you dog food, because I know that old people eat dog food. So, I am going to need to see proof that you have a dog". So, the woman goes home and brings her dog in and buys the dog food. The next day, the elderly woman comes in carrying a box with a hole in it and tells the manager to stick his finger in the hole. The manager said "I'm not going to stick my finger in there..what is it?" The old woman insisted that he put his finger in the hole claiming that it will do him no harm. So, the manager put his finger in the hole and said "What is that???" And the woman said "It's shit...I need some toilet paper!"
hahaha. Straight from my 69-year-old grandma's mouth.
A elderly woman walks into the pet store to buy some cat food. The manager said "I can't sell you that because I know what old people do with cat food...they eat it. So, I am going to need to see some proof that you have a cat. So, the old lady goes home and brings her cat in and buys the cat food. The next day, the same old lady comes in and asks to buy some dog food. The manager tells her again "I can't sell you dog food, because I know that old people eat dog food. So, I am going to need to see proof that you have a dog". So, the woman goes home and brings her dog in and buys the dog food. The next day, the elderly woman comes in carrying a box with a hole in it and tells the manager to stick his finger in the hole. The manager said "I'm not going to stick my finger in there..what is it?" The old woman insisted that he put his finger in the hole claiming that it will do him no harm. So, the manager put his finger in the hole and said "What is that???" And the woman said "It's shit...I need some toilet paper!"
hahaha. Straight from my 69-year-old grandma's mouth.