Test time. No Number 2 pencil required.
As you read this, briefly evaluate yourself. Go ahead. Take a second and think about the person that you are. I'll wait.
There....not so hard. Now, you may be thinking that you're a pretty decent human being and you may be correct. But we're going to test that. Because it's entirely possible that you are not a decent human being and instead you are actually exactly what is wrong with America today. I am not overstating this in the slightest. Should you decide to take the test and you fail, there is no question that you have to re-evaluate your life and read a fucking book for a change because you're either extremely dimwitted or lazy-minded.
Ok. Now you've been warned. If you don't want to know your true nature, this is your last chance. Do not take the test.
Watch this first
Based upon that ad did you seriously considered watching that entire feature film?
If your answer was yes, you fail.
You may think you hate me for saying all of these terrible things about you. But you really probably just hate yourself because you know it's all true. Please. Please. Please better yourself.
That movie looks like the worst piece of shit that could possibly exist.
Now, being as constructive as I am, I am going to make a thoughtful suggestion that will save people money and grief. Mike Meyers, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Dana Carvey, Tim Meadows, Rob Schneider and any other still-living actors who once starred on Saturday Night Live with these folks, stop making movies on your own. They usually either suck or are completely forgettable carbon copies of the last completely forgettable slop you've churned out Get all of your washed-up asses together and make a funny movie. I believe in you.
You can do eeet!
There....not so hard. Now, you may be thinking that you're a pretty decent human being and you may be correct. But we're going to test that. Because it's entirely possible that you are not a decent human being and instead you are actually exactly what is wrong with America today. I am not overstating this in the slightest. Should you decide to take the test and you fail, there is no question that you have to re-evaluate your life and read a fucking book for a change because you're either extremely dimwitted or lazy-minded.
Ok. Now you've been warned. If you don't want to know your true nature, this is your last chance. Do not take the test.
Watch this first
Based upon that ad did you seriously considered watching that entire feature film?
If your answer was yes, you fail.
You may think you hate me for saying all of these terrible things about you. But you really probably just hate yourself because you know it's all true. Please. Please. Please better yourself.
That movie looks like the worst piece of shit that could possibly exist.
Now, being as constructive as I am, I am going to make a thoughtful suggestion that will save people money and grief. Mike Meyers, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Dana Carvey, Tim Meadows, Rob Schneider and any other still-living actors who once starred on Saturday Night Live with these folks, stop making movies on your own. They usually either suck or are completely forgettable carbon copies of the last completely forgettable slop you've churned out Get all of your washed-up asses together and make a funny movie. I believe in you.
You can do eeet!