Wang Fire - [Action]

[markofthewise]

[Today is a special day. The plaza, though still with a good amount of snow on the ground, is one of those places in the village where enough shoveling and foot traffic has removed most of the snow. Therefor somebody who was absolutely not Sokka saw an opportunity. By noon, a small one-person booth had been set up in front of the fountain. A sign

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[no_use_running]

[Too amusing. Ami stops by.]

What is this?

[markofthewise]

What does it look like, young lady? It's a Free Advice Booth, that's what it is! A common staple in every Fire Nation village, I'll have you know.

[no_use_running]

Is that... a fake beard?

[markofthewise]

It better not be a fake beard, or my wife will have some explaining to do!

[hazelrink]

[...Awesome. Charlotte could use some advice! Those, she bounces quite literally, sob on over to the booth to meet Wang Fire]

Good afternoon!

[markofthewise]

Good afternoon, young lady! How can I help you?

[hazelrink]

What type of advice do you give?

[markofthewise]

Any and all advice! Just sit down and tell me your problems and watch as they fade away.

[markofthewise]

You there! Young man! You look like such a glum lad! Why so bummed out?

[markofthewise]

Nonsense! I know a sad face when I see one. Sit down, my boy. Tell me your troubles.

[anonymous]

[markofthewise]

You there young lady! Are you here for some advice? It is so very free after all!

[7bladesword]

[GOD. DAMN. YOU. ALL.

HE holds back the urge to punch you, and just gives a very annoyed sigh.]

There is no money here anyway.

[markofthewise]

Aha, it's young man. And yes, you're right! There is no money, so it's very fortunate I made this Advice Booth charge-free, or nobody would be able to use it!

[markofthewise]

Hello there, young lady! What can I do for you?

[markofthewise]

[And his entire face goes with it, because it's nice and glued on]

HEY!