If you ladies wore this:
Of course make sure you have your ass acne removed first.
Ok, ok, I hear you.
"No Mess your confusing Skating with Stripping..."
And what's wrong with that????
There's nothing wrong with a sequined thong!
Ok, so before you all get your sequined thongs in a knot, I respect you all, and you're great athletes.
Let's all be friends.
Chip?