Dec 22, 2005 09:06
Usually I include the phrase "assy nipples" as an homage to an old friend named Chris. His mom was a guidance counselor in the high school we attended. Can you imagine getting guided at home the way a guidance counselor guides at schoool. hence "assy nipples". The problem lately has been that I can't figure out what it is intended to mean. Is it those nipples that look like they have a little slit in them, like you could turn them with a standard screwdriver and tighten nipples back into the body? You know, just in case they were starting to fall out, or something. Maybe its a piercing accident. I don't know. Its funny like "rubber nip slips". Thats the one I made up. Funny, right?
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