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May 06, 2010 17:12

a season ticket on a one-way ride. glee. jesse/rachel. pg-13.
they are talented and attractive and life should be their musical-but only if they get a set that doesn’t suck.

Rachel Berry has the shiniest hair of any girl he’s ever dated. )

glee is gleeful, st. berry: gold fucking star, words words words, fanmotherfuckingfiction

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zombie_boogie May 6 2010, 21:28:05 UTC
Rachel/Jesse is one of those pairings that make me wish fanon was canon. I've pretty much made up canon for them in my head because, well, Show!Them will probably break my heart and I'm delusional lalalalala I can't hear you.

But anyway, this was great! Your Jesse voice was pitch perfect and the idea of Jesse whacking off to Funny Girl is priceless.

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marketchippie May 6 2010, 21:33:25 UTC
Somewhere along the lines of this I realized that I have a really in-depth Jesse St. James personal canon.

...this is such a problem, ohh my. SHOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.

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zombie_boogie May 6 2010, 21:44:14 UTC
This is not a problem. Jesse St. James is to be worshipped and adored. And to have stuff made up about him that should totally, totally be canon (like, I love the idea that Shelby hits on him and he's like "whatever". And that he really admired Rachel's talent at sectionals, but of course he wouldn't tell her). Man, these two. I just love their mutual geekery and self-absorption.

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marketchippie May 6 2010, 21:48:43 UTC
Between being musical theatre geeks and being, well, teenage, they're like all my favorite brands of narcissism and intrinsically hilarious intensity wrapped up in one.

And, ahaha, your icon never gets old. FUCKING CUTE FAST FOOD. They're the best.

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marketchippie May 6 2010, 21:35:22 UTC
AHAHA THANK YOU.

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

(I'm alarmed, really.)

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vega_ofthe_lyre May 6 2010, 21:32:38 UTC
He mourned not being a baritone, at first. But then he realized that it’s always been the tenors who get all the girls.

AH HA HA FANTASTIC. So true, and so very Jesse. Oh, this was such a lovely piece - so pitch-perfect in characterisation and voice and so sweetly melancholy and sharp at the same time. LOVE ♥

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marketchippie May 6 2010, 21:37:17 UTC
THANK YOU SO MUCH. ♥

(I feel like part of why I love them so much is, like, theater backlog and chorus backlog and their geekery is totally my brand of geek. Oh, theater kids. And double oh, hot tenors.)

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miss_mishi May 6 2010, 21:33:39 UTC
IDK WHY YOU HAVE NEVER WRITTEN FIC BEFORE BECAUSE THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GOD. I DON'T EVEN READ GLEE FIC. I DON'T REALLY READ FIC AT ALL. WRITE MORE PLEASE.

(Ilovejonathangroffsomuchomg)

and lol jerking off to funny girl IT'S SO TRUE IT MUST BE CANON

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marketchippie May 6 2010, 21:38:45 UTC
AHAHA YOU KNOW IT.

THANK YOU. I...yeah, this isn't going to be the last of this, I can tell. (Ho boy. Jesse St. James is apparently my new muse.)

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miss_mishi May 6 2010, 21:39:52 UTC
Also I love the idea that he's trying to steal her talent, not ruin the mckinley high glee club, because everyone would be nothing without her. THAT'S MY NEW CANON.

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marketchippie May 6 2010, 21:43:52 UTC
I KNOW. It seems not implausible! (Hurrah, I can tinhat this pairing exactly as long as it takes the show to prove me wrong!) And I believe in the two of them for the time being, because come on, he wouldn't be being such a ~heartbroken little diva boy if he was pure manipulation. I believe in him having an agenda. I also believe in him and Rachel being legitimately awesome together.

(GROFFFFF.)

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xfindyourlight May 6 2010, 21:42:23 UTC
Okay, I don't know what to say other than I love Jesse and I love you for this. The whole thing was so musical, it was fantastic. Seriously amazing work.

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marketchippie May 6 2010, 21:44:51 UTC
Thank you for reading!

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