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[markermustache]

YES POP I GOT THE MESSAGE. Apparently I was suppose to introduce myself or something. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY BY THE RULES. I'VE GOT A SWORD. PEOPLE WITH SWORDS MAKE THEIR OWN RULES.

... FINE DAD. I'm Dai, Dai Goroh. Yes, the son of THAT Goroh, who invented pretty much everything awesome. And yes, awesome does run in the family.

Anyway, while I was

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[tarot_kitty]

Applications...for a mother.

...How very unsetteling.

[markermustache]

ARE YOU BLOWING A BUBBLE AT ME?!

... that might pass you on the next round just because.

[tarot_kitty]

Blowing a...It is a crystal ball, you simple child!

[markermustache]

Oh. That's significantly less awesome. What is a crystal ball even good for, anyway? Except for throwing against a wall and laughing as it smashes into thousands of pieces!

[tarot_kitty]

What is it good for, you ask? Do you know nothing?

Why it is how I see the future.

[tarot_kitty]

Oh, and if you tell no one, it is also good as a blunt weapon to calm unruly customers...

[markermustache]

Physical violence is win! ON TO NEXT ROUND. Plus seeing into the future could be helpful for bandit work!

[tarot_kitty]

You are more happy about the...incident with the crystal ball which only happened once then you are about my precognition? And I did not even have to fill out your little survey?

This is a dark omen...Very dark.

[markermustache]

I don't really understand what all this precog-what-ion is about, really. But violence? I know all about that! My dad taught me EVERYTHING!

[tarot_kitty]

...Violence?

Your father sounds like an...exceptional man. Perhaps you can point him out to me so I may keep my birth as wide as possible.

[markermustache]

Sure! He teaches Driver's Ed! Samurai Goroh!! He's not just exceptional, he's AWESOME!

[tarot_kitty]

Samurai? Does he shout as much as you? I had imagined samurais to be paragons of calm and composure.

If he is as loud and violent, then I can only imagine the havoc he must reak in his class. I do not even like cars, and I still feel sorry for the poor machines...*shudder*