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[markermustache]

YES POP I GOT THE MESSAGE. Apparently I was suppose to introduce myself or something. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY BY THE RULES. I'VE GOT A SWORD. PEOPLE WITH SWORDS MAKE THEIR OWN RULES.

... FINE DAD. I'm Dai, Dai Goroh. Yes, the son of THAT Goroh, who invented pretty much everything awesome. And yes, awesome does run in the family.

Anyway, while I was

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[blondprodigy]

[markermustache]

Wow, someone for the questionnaire already?! HERE IS SOME CANDY. IT IS PROBABLY STILL GOOD.

Here is the questionnaire!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

[blondprodigy]

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Jeff Andonuts
DO YOU LIKE CARS: YES
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW: Sort of
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER: Mr. Falcon
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON: No
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS: Sneakin

H-hey, wait a second! I don't want to be anyone's mother!

[markermustache]

Are you sure? It could be fun! At least for me Since I'm not entirely sure of what these mother things do, I'm accepting applications from pretty much everyone.

FALCON? THAT WORTHLESS GODFATHER OF MINE?

[blondprodigy]

I can't really say I'm an expert on moms either, but... I'm pretty sure they're not something you just sign up for. ...besides, Lucas is definitely the more motherly type.

Y-your Godfather? What? WHAT?

[markermustache]

Bah, I never follow the rules. I say, if you want something, go out and get it! And I want one of these mother-things, so I'll get me one. Maybe even two!

AND Falcon is the WORST GODFATHER EVER. NO PRESENTS FOR FOUR YEARS. FOUR YEARS.

[blondprodigy]

I... guess your determination is something to admire... Maybe...

...h-hey, maybe he's been really busy for the last four years! I'm sure there are worse godfathers out there...

[markermustache]

Thank you! If I get an extra potential mother, maybe I can hand her over to you? Apparently these things are in high demand.

He got my dad kicked off the force! WORST GODFATHER

[blondprodigy]

Er... It's a nice thought, but I think I can manage without one. Besides, with all those desirable traits you listed, you have better luck getting all of them with two mothers.

Ffff i-if there was corruption on the force then it's for the best!

[markermustache]

I will keep that in consideration! GENIUS. After all, Dad can't stuff TWO of them into the cannon!