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[markermustache]

YES POP I GOT THE MESSAGE. Apparently I was suppose to introduce myself or something. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY BY THE RULES. I'VE GOT A SWORD. PEOPLE WITH SWORDS MAKE THEIR OWN RULES.

... FINE DAD. I'm Dai, Dai Goroh. Yes, the son of THAT Goroh, who invented pretty much everything awesome. And yes, awesome does run in the family.

Anyway, while I was

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[icequeen_aran]

Wooooow.

So, how big of a cannon are we talkin' here?

[camo_box]

S-stop that.

[icequeen_aran]

Stop what?

[markermustache]

YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Unless... you have some kind of a claim to my father and want to be my exclusive mother-thing? In which case, all I can ask is, do you know how to make cookies?

[markermustache]

HUGE. My dad has the biggest cannon in the world!

I REMEMBER YOU FROM BEFORE. You seemed nice. Have some candy! And if you have time, feel free to, you know, fill out the questionnaire. I'm sure someone as awesome as you would get into the finals!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

[icequeen_aran]

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Aran.
DO YOU LIKE CARS: Sure do.
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW: I am the law.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER: Falcon always wins. Sorry kid.
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES: Of course.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON: ...Skytown.
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS: More than you.
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES: that's classified information.

Thanks for the candy.

[markermustache]

Well, he still *is* my Godfather, so better him than having someone stupid like Mrs. Arrow as a fav, who can't even put her underwear on right. SHE WEARS IT OUTSIDE OF HER CLOTHES.

You are totally top of this list! Have some more candy! And... uh... this random statue of a flying lady I might have just pilfered from my father!

[icequeen_aran]

Uh huh. Great.

I don't know what I'd do with a random statue of a flying lady, but I bet you $10 it won't fit in your father's mouth.

I dare you.

[markermustache]

!! I'll take that dare! It might take a while to find him, though. Not sure where he went off to today.

DAD CAN FIT ANYTHING INTO HIS MOUTH. I've seen him eat like, six burgers at once!

[icequeen_aran]

Two statues and a whole roll of ducktape over that would really impress me then.

[markermustache]

IT WILL BE DONE. I'm sure we've got some ducktape around here SOMEWHERE.