Turns out I am fucking hot

Sep 20, 2011 01:45

I remember my last few days at Uni being a bittersweet experience. Leaving under a cloud, no job, no girlfriend, ooh well *hello* my old bedroom back home in Chepstow kind of thing ( Read more... )

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the_axel September 20 2011, 01:41:44 UTC
Unless I've missed something, isn't there a super-hot woman who lives in your house, fancies the arse off you &c. and desparately wants to talk to you?

Just saying...

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markeris September 20 2011, 02:12:15 UTC
I should probably stop with my comedy stylings - not being funny I can deal with, being so unfunny I am sincerely offered relationship advice = probably time to bin the warped sense of humour I guess. For reference the above was a "gag" about spam mail.

I can assure you however that if theres one thing the super hot woman does NOT want to do right now it`s desparately talk to me. This is not, you understand, evidence of relationship issues, so much as evidence that it`s the middle of the night right now and terrible with the opposite sex as I am, I reckon I`ve super nailed the not bothering her at 3am just because I can`t sleep thing ;-)

In other news, hows your good self?

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teatagg September 20 2011, 09:52:36 UTC
No, no, the joke was not lost on some of us.

Now how do I get some of this Russian action ?

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the_axel September 20 2011, 13:10:57 UTC
No, I got the joke and enjoyed it too. I just decided to see what would happen if I undermined it by taking it seriously[1].

Now, running to work. Will answer your question when I return.

[1] Sometimes I too can be a dick.

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markeris September 20 2011, 18:08:06 UTC
I am not advanced enough for the heckles yet ;-)

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the_axel September 20 2011, 23:22:33 UTC
Everyone's got to start somewhere.
Why try to walk when you can get more laughs trying to run & falling over[1]?

Doing well.

Spending shed loads of cash on house renovations - we should have the top floor & the living-dining room space on the ground floor done by Christmas[5].

Working like a mad bastard.

Helping the-siobhan to stay sane-ish[6].

Taking road trips to visit friends[7]

Had my computer mobo die on Friday so I'm spending a large wad of debt to get it replaced. A netbook just isn't the same :-(

Tentatively planning a week in Germany & a week in Blighty next year to see the old family & friends & such. Probably do that in May.

[1]That was the secret to my so-called musical career, at any rate[2]
[2] Talking of which, we're getting The Armada back together[3] for Convergence in Buffalo next summer ( ... )

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markeris September 22 2011, 00:05:33 UTC
I can`t imagine being a room full of goths these days, unless the Armada have somehow acquired a need for a guest shit rapper (where Trev is somehow still doing all the work).

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markeris September 20 2011, 06:47:47 UTC
to be fair mind you, my considered answer to "are you joking?" these days is probably "I`m genuinely not sure". I figure if I hone this, I`ll get to do standup without thinking about it just by standing there looking hurt and confused for 20 minutes.

Which is more or less what I did last time I suppose.

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