Brief Notes from The Adriatic
- The little off duty hut at Kotor in Montenegro is a shocking place. They are so irresponsible as to sell absinthe for 6E a bottle. "Do you WANT me to die?" I said to the young lady behind the counter. In a rare burst of morality I decided that this was going a bit too far in enabling chronic alcoholism and took it upon myself to confiscate their entire stock.
- I was unduly amused whilst quite squiffy to be regaled by Bruce Forsyths grandson with tales of his time at Disney. Whilst being overly bouncy as Tigger he apparently managed to punch Winnie the Pooh so hard Winnie the Pooh bit the end of his tongue off. Theres a nice to see you joke in here somewhere but I only got back at 3am this morning so I can`t quite find it.
- I was unduly amused whilst quite squiffy to be regaled by Bruce Forsyths grandson with tales of his time at Disney. Whilst being overly bouncy as Tigger he apparently managed to punch Winnie the Pooh so hard Winnie the Pooh bit the end of his tongue off. Theres a nice to see you joke in here somewhere but I only got back at 3am this morning so I can`t quite find it.