the wheels on the bus go round and round
BUSES!!!! One of mans greatest inventions??? well no...
the problem with buses is that the ppl that uses them are usually school children and weirdos!!!
Every time i go out in the evening, i am greeted by an old person at the bus stop and they insist on talking 2 me!!! "ohh there hasn't been a bus for half an hour" or "it's cold ain't it, arn't u cold" or my favorite "your a nice young man"...LEAVE ME ALONE is the phrase that rolls around my head but i nod my head and say "yeah"
Then when u finally get on the death trap we call a bus, u have 2 fear 4 your life as 400 pikies get on the bus!!! The other day 400 pikies got on and there DOG!!! which was a staff bull which makes it even worse, as when i was young i saw a staff rip the head off a yorkshire terrier!!! LOVELY
Then when u get upstairs u r greeted by pikey girls with there mobile phones (which they have prob just stole) and they play britney fucking spears through thier mobile. Britney is bad enough, but when it is played through a mobile speaker it is made even worse! It crackles every millisecond, as britney hits her ear piercing screeching note, which i hear pikies call music
Then don't get me started on the drunks!!! Once a man sat next 2 me, and stunk 2 the high heavens of beer, fags and sick! I was gagging he smelt so bad! Then a car pulled out in front of the bus and the bus braked sharply! Me and anthony where siting in the back downstairs with our feet up on the seat in front, every1 but us flew forward, including the drunk, he fell out of his seat and actually rolled down the aisle! A boy in front flew forward and hit the pole in front, so he decided it would b wise 2 shout at the driver and punch the box the driver sits in...yes wise move, i'm sure the driver was in great pain after u hit plastic!
Only last week i was on the 229, it stopped and let erith kids on, but 1 kid decied not 2 pay, the driver shouted "oi!! come back here u fat shit" then he switched off the engine and told the erith kids 2 get off, they decided 2 get off and get on the bus behind, but as they got off they said, "oi driver, y don't u get a kebab, u fat bastard"... so what did the driver do, well he picked up his money box and ran after the erith kids!!! I stood up 2 look of course! the driver was punching one kid with 1 hand, while the other was holding on 2 his money box, then the erith kids made a circle around him and started kicking him and this driver went MAD!!! and started screaming and running round in circles trying 2 punch every kid!!! FUCKING MADNESS! i feel sorry 4 the driver a bit, but come on u can't punch kids even if they r little shits!
Today i went upstairs with anthony, within 5 mins i turned around 2 realise we were the only ppl upstairs! 2 ppl on the top deck, do we smell or sumthing? i'm off 2 have a bath
Mark xxx
the problem with buses is that the ppl that uses them are usually school children and weirdos!!!
Every time i go out in the evening, i am greeted by an old person at the bus stop and they insist on talking 2 me!!! "ohh there hasn't been a bus for half an hour" or "it's cold ain't it, arn't u cold" or my favorite "your a nice young man"...LEAVE ME ALONE is the phrase that rolls around my head but i nod my head and say "yeah"
Then when u finally get on the death trap we call a bus, u have 2 fear 4 your life as 400 pikies get on the bus!!! The other day 400 pikies got on and there DOG!!! which was a staff bull which makes it even worse, as when i was young i saw a staff rip the head off a yorkshire terrier!!! LOVELY
Then when u get upstairs u r greeted by pikey girls with there mobile phones (which they have prob just stole) and they play britney fucking spears through thier mobile. Britney is bad enough, but when it is played through a mobile speaker it is made even worse! It crackles every millisecond, as britney hits her ear piercing screeching note, which i hear pikies call music
Then don't get me started on the drunks!!! Once a man sat next 2 me, and stunk 2 the high heavens of beer, fags and sick! I was gagging he smelt so bad! Then a car pulled out in front of the bus and the bus braked sharply! Me and anthony where siting in the back downstairs with our feet up on the seat in front, every1 but us flew forward, including the drunk, he fell out of his seat and actually rolled down the aisle! A boy in front flew forward and hit the pole in front, so he decided it would b wise 2 shout at the driver and punch the box the driver sits in...yes wise move, i'm sure the driver was in great pain after u hit plastic!
Only last week i was on the 229, it stopped and let erith kids on, but 1 kid decied not 2 pay, the driver shouted "oi!! come back here u fat shit" then he switched off the engine and told the erith kids 2 get off, they decided 2 get off and get on the bus behind, but as they got off they said, "oi driver, y don't u get a kebab, u fat bastard"... so what did the driver do, well he picked up his money box and ran after the erith kids!!! I stood up 2 look of course! the driver was punching one kid with 1 hand, while the other was holding on 2 his money box, then the erith kids made a circle around him and started kicking him and this driver went MAD!!! and started screaming and running round in circles trying 2 punch every kid!!! FUCKING MADNESS! i feel sorry 4 the driver a bit, but come on u can't punch kids even if they r little shits!
Today i went upstairs with anthony, within 5 mins i turned around 2 realise we were the only ppl upstairs! 2 ppl on the top deck, do we smell or sumthing? i'm off 2 have a bath
Mark xxx