Top 5 Reality Show Moments of the Week
You will soon realize that I am quite the reality show junkie. What else is there to do but watch others live their lives and make complete asses of themselves on national TV?
5. Kathy Griffin at the Gay Porn awards- need I say more?
4. Paula Abdul's meltdown #1- phone numbers not in her phone. Wah.
3. Paula Abdul's meltdown #2- QVC not holding back any merchandise for her to take back to the "Idol Kids." I bet there was a collective sigh of relief at AI that day!
2. Jen wins HOH on BB-8. Danielle has to be kicking herself for not using veto and having Jen back-doored. (heh heh I said back door)
And the number 1 moment:
The Jen factor on BB-8. For those that don't know, one of the houseguests, Jen, has a collection of "JEN" t-shirts with sayings like "I'm a Jenius" or "Jensa Member" or "Jenth time." I have already driven my friend Jen crazy with this-- she was at a bar last night. Our text message exchange:
Mark: Watching BB-8?
Jen: At a bar getting drunk
Mark: Having a Jen and Tonic?
Jen: Mark, I love you, don't ever do that again
Mark: Hey, it's Jen o'clock
Mark: Its the Jenth time I have told you...
Mark: I Jenuinely love you
Oddly, she did not reply. I am going to work this one for all its worth. Good thing she lives in Pittsburgh-- too far to drive to my house and give me a beating.