Can Someone help me out here?
I'm trying to find the part of the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America - this thing here:
Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom ... of the press...
I'm trying to find the part where it says "except in the case where 'a foreign-owned corporate entity needs help keeping their image clean or needs protection from liability' or 'the press is not doing a very good job and people are offended' or 'profits are in danger and capitalism should be defended at all cost' or 'we're trying to protect you folks from getting hurt taking close-up pictures of dying birds' or 'allowing that freedom will interfere with our government's and a foreign-owned corporation's excellent, completely non-criticizable efforts to protect our natural resources' or '65 feet is the universal non-arbitrary limitation on the Freedom of the Press.'"
I can't seem to find it. The text seems fairly absolute. Surely I'm missing it?
Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom ... of the press...
I'm trying to find the part where it says "except in the case where 'a foreign-owned corporate entity needs help keeping their image clean or needs protection from liability' or 'the press is not doing a very good job and people are offended' or 'profits are in danger and capitalism should be defended at all cost' or 'we're trying to protect you folks from getting hurt taking close-up pictures of dying birds' or 'allowing that freedom will interfere with our government's and a foreign-owned corporation's excellent, completely non-criticizable efforts to protect our natural resources' or '65 feet is the universal non-arbitrary limitation on the Freedom of the Press.'"
I can't seem to find it. The text seems fairly absolute. Surely I'm missing it?