What do I want as a birthday gift?
Well, I know it might sound a little daft, but to be honest I don't even celebrate my birthdays anymore.
However, if there's one thing I would choose, it'd be world peace.
Ahh, bollocks to that, give me
catwoman28 and
amy_uncensored naked, tied up to a bed, and covered in whipped cream. Okay, so if you want to make it more birthday like, you could always make sure one of them had a candle in their mouth fer me to blow out (I was gonna say somewhere else for the candle, but decided to keep this civilised since it's a public post).
Muse - Mark 'Chopper' Read
Fandom - RPF
Word count - If yer so bothered, count them yerself