Ah. Being ambitious enough to put everything on the line pays off when you can get all the way home from first on a bunt/throwing error, win the game in extra innings...
I do believe that's good baseball.
Who are you: Mark Steven Kotsay. Center-fielder for the Oakland A's.
Birthday: December 2.
What time are you starting this: 12:39 am. Why the hell I'm up, I can't say.
Hair color: Brownish, I guess.
Do you have any piercings: No.
How are you today: Right now I'm great, but it varies.
What pants are you wearing: Truthfully I'm not wearing pants at all.
What shirt are you wearing: Same.
What does your hair look like at the moment: Hell, probably.
What song are you listening to right now: Just the quiet.
Who are you physically closest to right now: Scotty. Lying next to me because he's too lazy to move.
The last person you talked to on the phone: My wife Jamie.
Who are you talking to right now: No one.
If you were a crayon, what color would you be: BLUE. I call it this time.
What makes you happy: ... Hm. Let's think about this for a minute.
What sport do you like to watch most: I wonder.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Um, no.
Who do you tell your dreams to: No one, usually.
Who is the funniest friend when drunk: Heh... Probably Scotty, provided the Irishman alcohol threshold can be breeched. Apart from that... Ruby, Byrnesie, Rich, Elly. All of 'em are rather amusing.
How many licks does it take to get to the center: ... Hm.
Do you believe in love: Sure.
Do you have a crush: Because we're still in grade school here...
Are you too shy to ask someone out: If I had any reason to do so, no.
Boxers or briefs: Boxers.
Lights on or off: Either.
Summer or winter: Summer.
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Haha...
Sunset or sunrise: Set.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: My daughter.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Ha, no.
Best friend: Hard to say.
Who are you closest to in the world: There are a lot of kinds of "close".
If you could look like anyone, who would you pick: I like myself just fine, thanks.
Person you tell your secrets to: If I told them, they wouldn't be secrets. Now would they?
If you were stranded on a desert island with one person and one object, who and what would you take with you: A sailor and a ship.
On a scale of 1-10, how romantic are you: Like a .03.
What do you sleep in: I'll go with the generic reply here. A bed.
Favorite sport: Hm, it's a mystery.
Are you a virgin: I'm laughing right now.
If you had ten minutes left on earth, who would you spend them with and doing what: My daughter Gracie. Doing what, I dunno.
Last person you kissed: Well.
Last person you hugged: Depends on your definition of "hugging."
What are you thinking right now: About that last question.
Rain or shine: Shine.
Dark or light chocolate: Dark.
If given a choice, how would you die: This is a slightly creepy question.
Believe in ghosts: Maybe.
Top or bottom: Top. Hey, you asked.
If you could rid the world of one person, who would it be and why: Elmo. Don't ask why.
If you could go back and do one thing in your past differently, what would it be: Only one?
Song that fits your mood right now: I have Aerosmith's "Dream On" in my head if that counts.
Cold or hot weather: Somewhere in the middle.
Last person you spoke to: Scotty.
Last thing you said to them: I'd rather not repeat it. In case the kiddies are around.
Would you ever agree to hypnotism: Probably not.
What song is in your head right now: "Dream On", Aerosmith.
Are you predictable: I'd like to think not.
Do you have any special talents: ...Hm.
When was the last time you cried: Don't remember.
If you could be with any person in the world right now, who would you be with, where would you be, and what would you be doing: This is surprisingly just fine.
Why did the dinosaurs become extinct: Because you touch yourself at night. *shrug*
What do you envision yourself doing in 2006: Winning a World Series with the A's. One can dream.
Do you think evil comes from the heart or the mind: Mix of both, I dunno.
What do you think would be lost by never having children: There's an endless list.
Name something odd you did as a child: Again, there's an endless list.
What song are you listening to right now: Nothing still.
How far away is the person you're thinking about right now: Really? Right next to me.
What time did you finish this: 12:57 am.
Night-night, kids.