TEAM PARKER FOR THE WIN
In order of posting, here are all my winter tsn-a-thon works for Team Parker (and can also be found by clicking on my tsn-a-thon tag on my LJ):
Title: Hard Candy
Author:
casey_sms / shinygreenwords
Beta: princewardo
Rating: M
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo (brief mention of Chris/Chris's fiance)
Word Count: 2,892
Summary: Dustin is preparing for Chris’s bachelors party. Naturally, this is why Mark is drowning in a sea of dick. A penis pop fix it!
Warning: Lots of dick. NSFW.
Comments: I blame jcmwrites for this. I wanted her to make a graphic of Mark sucking a dick-shaped lollipop instead of a Red Vine and then she was busy so this happened. Thanks to princewardo for beta-reading this utterly riDICKulous fic ;)
( Mark has no problem with dicks; he has one, he has touched one (or a couple, it’s not a big deal) and he has been called one a few too many times than seems fair. He loves Chris and Dustin, and Chris’s boyfriend is unnaturally nice - but there is just too much dick around his place. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: The Twelve Days of Sexmas
Author: casey_sms / shinygreenwords
Rating: PG-13 (mentions of adult toys :P)
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Word Count: 432
Summary: Obviously, Mark is Eduardo’s true love so he has to shower him with lots of sexy gifts which causes Eduardo to break out in song :) AND THUS TRUE LOVE IS RETURNED.
Comments: Better late than never yeah? Total crack. There is a chicken and naughty gifts included. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker <3
( my true love sent to me )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: Divine Knowledge
Rating: M
Pairing: Chris/Dustin, [highlight for spoilers: Mark/Eduardo, implied Chris/Dustin/Mark/Eduardo, implied Chris/Everyone]
Word Count: 547
Summary: The one in which Chris is a Sex God.
Comments: C'mon, who hasn’t typed Christ instead of Chris? I unearthed an old twitter conversation between princewardo and I and then this happened. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( "Oh Christ, Christ yes!" )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: The Secret
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gen. Mark and Eduardo friendship.
Word Count: 540
For:
kissingcrime
Summary: “What’s wrong with you?” Mark asks bluntly. Harvard era.
Warning: Minor violence with a tiny bit of blood. [Highlight for spoilers: implied child abuse, Eduardo's dad is a dick]
Comments: For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( Eduardo has been different. Wrong. He’s all nervous energy, tension leaking out from him. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: Sweet Time
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen
Word Count: 1,305
Summary: Mark doesn’t bother dreaming about having lots of time to waste, he just wants to have time to live, to really do something with his life. In Time!AU.
Comments: I prompted this in the mark_eduardo prompt fest because I just want something, anything, set in this verse. This is what I came up with. It's better if you've watched the movie but all you really need to know is that this AU is set in a future in which Time is the new currency (link to the trailer). I might consider more but I’m running out of time ;) For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( “Whoa,” Dustin says, eyes widening when he sees what Mark has stashed away. “Where did you get that?” he says dramatically. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: Five Fuck You Haiku
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Word Count: 50 Haiku + ~700 words = 1448
Summary: It all starts with Mark's therapy assignment. A haiku fix it!
Comments: Unbeta'd ridiculousness. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck/This is seven syllables/Here is my haiku )<---at my LJ or AO3
and it's sequel
Title: Fucking Haikus
Rating: R
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin
Word Count: 20 Haiku + ~1035 words = 1323
Summary: Dustin stumbles across Mark’s stash of fucking haikus. Really, it was just there. Sequel to Five Fuck You Haiku.
Comments: The rating has gone up ahaha. Haiku aren't cool, you know what's cool? Sex haiku. I would like to acknowledge
princewardo whose encouraging tweet helped make this happen. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( For the record, Dustin is all for Mark and Eduardo becoming MarkandEduardo again. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: (Love it when you) Bleed for Me
Author:
casey_sms / shinygreenwords
Beta:
princewardo
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo, implied Chris/Dustin in bonus scene
Word Count: 5,893
Summary: The first time it happened was at Harvard. For a prompt at the
mark_eduardo prompt fest: Blood kink.
Warning/kinks: Sexual tension, minor violence, graphic kinky sex which includes blood!kink, bloodplay, knifeplay, painplay, orgasm denial, over-stimulation.
Comments: Reposted with beta. The prompt also wanted "Mark gets a cut on his finger. It hurts. Eduardo sucks on it." That is in the first part and then I ran with it since it was the tsn-a-thon. The knifeplay is for
kissingcrime. A billion thanks to
princewardo for her help and encouragement - she doesn't 'just' help me write a better storry, she makes me feel that way <3 She's totally badass and without her I wouldn't have bothered with this repost. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( “Fuck!” Mark says, shaking his hand, stinging from the sharp edge of the tuna can. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: Hard Candy
Author:
casey_sms / shinygreenwords
Beta: princewardo
Rating: M
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo (brief mention of Chris/Chris's fiance)
Word Count: 2,892
Summary: Dustin is preparing for Chris’s bachelors party. Naturally, this is why Mark is drowning in a sea of dick. A penis pop fix it!
Warning: Lots of dick. NSFW.
Comments: I blame jcmwrites for this. I wanted her to make a graphic of Mark sucking a dick-shaped lollipop instead of a Red Vine and then she was busy so this happened. Thanks to princewardo for beta-reading this utterly riDICKulous fic ;)
( Mark has no problem with dicks; he has one, he has touched one (or a couple, it’s not a big deal) and he has been called one a few too many times than seems fair. He loves Chris and Dustin, and Chris’s boyfriend is unnaturally nice - but there is just too much dick around his place. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: The Twelve Days of Sexmas
Author: casey_sms / shinygreenwords
Rating: PG-13 (mentions of adult toys :P)
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Word Count: 432
Summary: Obviously, Mark is Eduardo’s true love so he has to shower him with lots of sexy gifts which causes Eduardo to break out in song :) AND THUS TRUE LOVE IS RETURNED.
Comments: Better late than never yeah? Total crack. There is a chicken and naughty gifts included. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker <3
( my true love sent to me )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: Divine Knowledge
Rating: M
Pairing: Chris/Dustin, [highlight for spoilers: Mark/Eduardo, implied Chris/Dustin/Mark/Eduardo, implied Chris/Everyone]
Word Count: 547
Summary: The one in which Chris is a Sex God.
Comments: C'mon, who hasn’t typed Christ instead of Chris? I unearthed an old twitter conversation between princewardo and I and then this happened. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( "Oh Christ, Christ yes!" )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: The Secret
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gen. Mark and Eduardo friendship.
Word Count: 540
For:
kissingcrime
Summary: “What’s wrong with you?” Mark asks bluntly. Harvard era.
Warning: Minor violence with a tiny bit of blood. [Highlight for spoilers: implied child abuse, Eduardo's dad is a dick]
Comments: For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( Eduardo has been different. Wrong. He’s all nervous energy, tension leaking out from him. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: Sweet Time
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen
Word Count: 1,305
Summary: Mark doesn’t bother dreaming about having lots of time to waste, he just wants to have time to live, to really do something with his life. In Time!AU.
Comments: I prompted this in the mark_eduardo prompt fest because I just want something, anything, set in this verse. This is what I came up with. It's better if you've watched the movie but all you really need to know is that this AU is set in a future in which Time is the new currency (link to the trailer). I might consider more but I’m running out of time ;) For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( “Whoa,” Dustin says, eyes widening when he sees what Mark has stashed away. “Where did you get that?” he says dramatically. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: Five Fuck You Haiku
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Word Count: 50 Haiku + ~700 words = 1448
Summary: It all starts with Mark's therapy assignment. A haiku fix it!
Comments: Unbeta'd ridiculousness. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck/This is seven syllables/Here is my haiku )<---at my LJ or AO3
and it's sequel
Title: Fucking Haikus
Rating: R
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo, Chris/Dustin
Word Count: 20 Haiku + ~1035 words = 1323
Summary: Dustin stumbles across Mark’s stash of fucking haikus. Really, it was just there. Sequel to Five Fuck You Haiku.
Comments: The rating has gone up ahaha. Haiku aren't cool, you know what's cool? Sex haiku. I would like to acknowledge
princewardo whose encouraging tweet helped make this happen. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( For the record, Dustin is all for Mark and Eduardo becoming MarkandEduardo again. )<---at my LJ or AO3
Title: (Love it when you) Bleed for Me
Author:
casey_sms / shinygreenwords
Beta:
princewardo
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo, implied Chris/Dustin in bonus scene
Word Count: 5,893
Summary: The first time it happened was at Harvard. For a prompt at the
mark_eduardo prompt fest: Blood kink.
Warning/kinks: Sexual tension, minor violence, graphic kinky sex which includes blood!kink, bloodplay, knifeplay, painplay, orgasm denial, over-stimulation.
Comments: Reposted with beta. The prompt also wanted "Mark gets a cut on his finger. It hurts. Eduardo sucks on it." That is in the first part and then I ran with it since it was the tsn-a-thon. The knifeplay is for
kissingcrime. A billion thanks to
princewardo for her help and encouragement - she doesn't 'just' help me write a better storry, she makes me feel that way <3 She's totally badass and without her I wouldn't have bothered with this repost. For the winter tsn-a-thon: Team Parker.
( “Fuck!” Mark says, shaking his hand, stinging from the sharp edge of the tuna can. )<---at my LJ or AO3