Holy Living Fuck

[mark937]

So, I got a new car, a fast uber-leet one. And I was driving down Sarnoff Rd. at about 100, and I saw what I thought to be a cop up ahead, so I slowed down to about 60 (the limit was 30), and I saw the large reflective letters that said "POLICE" and slowed to about 40. He slowly started pulling out to pull me over, and I turned onto another road real quick, then into a parking lot and got out of my car, he pulled in there too, and just waited for me to leave so he could ticket me. Then about 15 minutes later, he left. Whew, almost got a felony speeding ticket. Later on, I'm at circle K, and I see a cop I know, and start taking to him, and telling him about my car, and he says: "Oh yeah, I almost pulled you over on Sarnoff, if I ever see you going that fast again, I will catch up to you, pull you over, and either ticket you or yell at you." Turns out, that if you can park and get out before the cop can turn on his lights to initiate a stop, they can't ticket you, in Tucson city limits, at least. Click the LJ Cut to see me out of focus, in an awkward walking pose, and my new car:





P.S. Dear Whoever Left Fingerprints on my Hood,

You're going down like your sister at a frat party.

Love,
Mark