Kai : Jiro-chan! Kenapa? Kamu tidak apa-apa? Jiro-chan! Jiro-chan! Oooy..Jiro-chan! (Kai menunduk panik, Jiro bangun) Jiro : Aku bercandaaaa! Kai : Huwaaa kamu bikin aku kaget! Kupikir kamu saking takutnya sampai syok Jiro : Eeeh? Yaah kalau begitu aku gagal dong Kai : Hmm?? Jiro : Aku ingin kamu mikir kalau sinyalnya buruk Kai : Sinyal? Jiro : Ho'oh Kai : Oooh! Jadi begitu? Jiro : Yups Kai : Ooooh begitu ya? (Diam mematung) Jiro : Loh? Kenapa? Loh ini kenapa? Loh! Kai-kun! Kai-kun! Kai-kun (panik) Kamu mati ya? Gawat! Kai-kun! Oooy Kai-kun Kai : Aaaah susah juga menahan nafas! Mataku lelah sekali Jiro : Kai-kun juga pura-pura sinyal buruk? Kai : Yups, asik juga ternyata Jiro : Eh tapi. Kelihatan nyata dengan mata tidak berkedip sama sekali Kai : Ooooo Jiro : Apa, kalau begitu aku mau coba (bibirnya digerakkan seperti sedang berbicara tapi tanpa suara, seakan-akan sinyal buruk) Kai : Hmm?? Kai : Tidak, apa? Jiro-chan! Apa, aku tidak bisa mendengarmu. Jiro-chan. Apa apa? Kamu ngomong apa? Apa yang kamu bicarakan? Kai : Tidak tidak tidak! Apa yang kamu bicarakan itu. Jiro : (menggerakkan tangan ke atas) Kai : Tidak tidak tidak! Bukan tanda 'WHY', bukan tanda 'WHY' Jiro : Ini pura-pura sinyal buruk dan suaranya tidak terdengar disana. Hehe Kai : Aaaah, itu juga ingin aku coba Jiro : Yaudah coba saja Kai : OK, aku coba nih Jiro : He em Kai : Baiklah. Eh, tapi aku bertemu Jiro-chan di sekolah polisi Jiro : He em Kai : Solving banyak kasus bersama-sama. Benar-benar meninggalkan kenangan indah Jiro : Iya ya Kai : Kalau tidak ada Jiro-chan di hidupku, pasti sekarang...sepertinya tidak ada (diam mematung) Jiro : Eh tunggu tunggu..biarkan aku berpikir. Eh aneh sekali. Kamu hebat Kai-kun. Terkejut sekali aku Jiro (dia berkata "Maji" (really) yang diplesetkan menjadi "MaJiro") Jiro : Jiro? Eh aku kan Jiro. Jiro terkaget-kaget. I'm so terkaget-kaget. Aku terkejut, hebat sekali Kai : Biar aku coba lagi Jiro : Masak tadi tiba-tiba kamu diam begini (sambil mempraktekkan dengan muka belagu) Kai : Eh? Eh? Jiro-chan! Loh Jiro-chan! Loh, hebat juga kamu Jiro : Hahahahah Kai : Keren parah Jiro : Gila gila Kai : Keren loh Jiro : Ya dong Kai : Sepertinya aku jadi ingin mencoba banyak gaya Jiro : Mau coba? Kai : Hmm Jiro : Tunggu, boleh aku bahas hal-hal cabul? (Dia mengatakan "sukebe". Saya tidak terlalu paham artinya. Namun menurut internet, "sukebe" adalah "hal-hal yang menjurus ke arah seksual".) Kai : Hah? Apa sih Jiro : Kai-kun nih benar-benar tidak pandai dalam hal membahas perempuan ya? Kai : Hahaha, jangan berbicara seperti itu lagi Jiro : Kapan kamu bisa dewasa kalau begitu (Dua duanya mematung, pura-pura sinyal buruk) Kai : Aa, tidak tidak tidak, tidak tidak tidak. Tidak berhasil sepertinya, Jiro-chan Kai : Kalau dilakukan berdua seperti ini tidak akan berhasil Jiro : Maaf, aku kaget sampai tersedak Kai : Kalau kita lakukan bersama-sama begini tidak bisa. (Jiro sibuk sendiri, dan menghilang dari layar) Kai : Kita sedang melakukan remote kan? Kalau remote begini, dan dua-duanya macet siapa yang akan menanggapi? Ya kan? Jiro : Yup Kai : Loh? Jiro-chan? Ada apa? Heh! Jiro-chan. Kamu lupa HPmu. Jiro-chan. Eh, kamu kenapa? Hallo..Jiro-chan..Jiro-chan..Jiro-chan! Oy Jiro-chan
Kai : Jiro-chan! What's wrong? You alright? Jiro-chan! Jiro-chan! Oooy..Jiro-chan! (Kai looked down in panic, Jiro wake up) Jiro : Just kidding! Kai : Huwaaa you startled me! I thought you were scared to shocked Jiro : Eeeh? Yaah it means I'm failed Kai : Hmm?? Jiro : I want you think that signal is bad Kai : Signal? Jiro : Ho'oh Kai : Oooh! I see? Jiro : Yups Kai : Ooooh I see? (be quite and frozen) Jiro : Loh? What's wrong? Eh what is this? Loh! Kai-kun! Kai-kun! Kai-kun (panick) Are you dead? Danger! Kai-kun! Oooy Kai-kun Kai : Aaaah stop breathing is too hard! My eyes are so tired Jiro : Kai-kun is also pretending to have a bad signal? Kai : Yups, it's interesting Jiro : Eh but. It looks real without blinking Kai : Ooooo Jiro : What, then I want to try (Jiro moved his lips as if speaking but without a sound, as though bad signal) Kai : Hmm?? Kai : No, What? Jiro-chan! What, I can't hear you. Jiro-chan. What what? What are you talking? What are you talking about? Kai : No no no! What are you talking about? Jiro : (hands up) Kai : No no no! It's not 'WHY', it's not 'WHY' Jiro : I'm pretending that the signal is bad and the sound can't be passed. Hehe Kai : Aaaah, I want to try it too Jiro : Yeah, just try it Kai : OK, I'll try Jiro : Hum Kai : Alright. Eh, but I met Jiro-chan in police school Jiro : He em Kai : Solving various case together. Really left a lot of beautiful memories Jiro : I think so Kai : If there is no Jiro-chan in my life, definitely I...I think nothing (be quite and frozen) Jiro : Eh wait wait..let me think. Eh it's weird. You are great Kai-kun. I was surprised Jiro (he changed "Maji" (really) with "MaJiro") Jiro : Jiro? Eh I'm Jiro. Jiro was surprised. I'm so surprised. I'm surprised, wonderful Kai : Let me try again Jiro : You suddenly stop like this (imitating with silly face) Kai : Eh? Eh? Jiro-chan! Loh Jiro-chan! Loh, you are great Jiro : Hahahahah Kai : Superb Jiro : Amazing Kai : Excellent Jiro : Of course Kai : It seems like I want to try many styles Jiro : Wanna try? Kai : Hmm Jiro : Wait, may I discuss things about something dirty? (He said "sukebe" and I don't really got it that mean. Internet said that "sukebe" is "dirty mind".) Kai : Hah? What? Jiro : Kai-kun, really not good at discussing about the girl? Kai : Hahaha, don't say that Jiro : When will you grow up? (They are stopping together, pretending bad signal) Kai : Aa, no no no, no no no. It's not good, Jiro-chan Kai : If do it both like this it won't work Jiro : Sorry, I was so shocked that I choked Kai : If we do this together, it's useless. (Jiro was busy by himself, and disappeared from the screen) Kai : We're doing remote right? If we remote like this, and both of us are stuck, who will respond? Isn't it? Jiro : Yup Kai : Loh? Jiro-chan? What's wrong? Heh! Jiro-chan. You forgot your cell phone. Jiro-chan. Eh, What's wrong? Hello..Jiro-chan..Jiro-chan..Jiro-chan! Oy Jiro-chan
(to be continued)
I'm sorry if there are some mistakes. Enjoy and have a nice day :)